TOS Caption Contest Scrimage #1
- Thread starter Shatmandu
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DATELINE UFP:
TO CATCH A STARSHIP COMMANDER
LUMA:"Money and money shot...
WHAT IS Money Shot?!?"
<Spock's hand reaches out and grabs woman's ass.>
<McCoy looks at his Spock Remote, squints, raises one eyebrow, then looks at Spock.>
Balok: "Since you don't have a Mary Ann or Ginger, I'll take the one who looks like The Professor."
Kirk: "Done and done."
Star Trek: HBO-Style:
Kirk: "Where's his brain, bitch?"
Scotty: "Yeah, gi' us 'is brain back, or we'll bugger yer bloody arse bloody."
<McCoy knees her in the spine.>
KIRK:"I won't ask you again!
WHERE is your hand planning on going down my pants?"
BALOK:"If you think my remote commandship is impressive, you should see my AMC Pacer with the customized rims."
"Oh puh-leez Captain. If that's all you've got, you'll be MY bitch within the hour."
Balok: "Tell me if you've heard this one. Two white guys and a midget walk into a bar."
Kirk: "Uh oh."
McCoy: "What is it Jim?"
Kirk: "PC Police will be all over this before he can finish."
McCOY:"She's ovulating RIGHT NOW, Jim.
Better make this quick...and sexy!!"
"I represent the Lollipop Alliance.
And in the name of the Lollipop Alliance, I wish to welcome you to Munchkin Prime."
LUMA:"The Provider demands you do something called Wheelbarrow me while your other friends watch. The Provider has SPOKEN!!!"
Surak, offscreen: "I approve of your stroke. Very logical. You may also wish to place her legs on your shoulders, as that will be pleasurable for both you and your partner."
Rayna: "It might fit: how many gigs is it?"
Scotty: "Sit down, lad. That's an order."
Chekov: "I'm just going to go take a piss."
<He does, and Scotty and the other guy get their asses kicked.>
Leonard Nimoy's love for Andrea Martin could no longer be contained.
RAYNA:"Spooning? What...is spooning? My benefactor never explained this human custom to me."
CHEKOV:"Cossack monster!!"
KORAX:"Denebian slime devil!!"
SCOTTY:"Stop it...you're both makin' me hungry."
"Let me introduce you to my big brother Ronny, Captain.
He's going to grow up to be a MUCH better director than you."
A scene from the banned episode "The Poontain Maneuver".
Kirk: Why aren't you wearing a shity blonde wig like all the other caucasian women on this show do?
Chippy: "No idea. Why are you wearing a wig when the other men on this show don't have to?"
Kirk: Why aren't you wearing a shity blonde wig like all the other caucasian women on this show do?
"ACTING and acting...what is acting?!"
In space, nobody can hear you bukkakke.
Their love was a forbidden one.
One that knew no boundaries.
Nor having enough AAA batteries handy to keep your woman turned on.
KORAX:"Go on, big guy.
HIT ME. It'll take you a week to wash the makeup and fake beard hair off your fist!!"
