TOS Caption Contest Scrimage #1

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Other people would like to get a massage Mr Scott!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I'm having a sense of deja vu."

 

[Zachary Smith]

SPock: "NIAGRA FALLS!!!!!'

Chapel: "Please Mr. Spock. It's only a HAIRCUT. You're not REALLY one of the Three Stoog--"

SPock: SLOWLY I turned! STEP by step! INCH by INCH!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Chapel: "Starfleet Medical sent a message, asking why you've done so many prostate exams on women when women do not have prostates."

 

[Gary7]

McCoy: "Captain, I realize you hate these random drug tests, but c'mon... all I ask for is a urine sample, NOTHING else!"

 

[battrekker]

McCoy: "Captain, if you drink this quick...

...for sure you'll fill this baby right here, just like I did.

 

[Rat Boy]

If Shatmandu doesn't mind, perhaps I can tempt Outpost4 back by throwing out a couple of pictures from two of his favorite episodes from Season One:

Decius: "My commander sent for Decius."

Keras: "Get a damn magazine. It's boring sitting here on the can with nothing to read."

Decius: "At once, Commander!"

Centurion: "Take care, Commander; he has friends. And friends of his kind mean power . . . and power is danger."

Keras: "Danger and I are *pffffffffft* old companions."

Kirk: "Not the face!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Spock: "A little to the right and you'll be lined right up with the Captains glory hole"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Just for the record, Jim?

Miss Noel?

She's NOT impressed. She was hoping you could do better."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Try to sneak a KICK ME sign on my back again, and I'll have the Doctor revoke your nursing privileges!!!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

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Kirk: "No tounge ok?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "This is great Spock. I can't imagine spending shore leave with anyone else..."

*god power sound*

Kirk: "Dammit, Gary!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Kirk thought he could save Cestus III by switching to Geico.

It was the last mistake he'd ever make.

 

[Gary7]

McCoy: "I wouldn't have believed it. Look at this."

Kirk: "What is that... dentures, Bones?"

McCoy: "Yep. And after checking a DNA sample, I've discovered that they belong to T'Pau."

Kirk: "Huh? Well that's odd. What is Spock up to?"

McCoy: "You got me, Jim..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Keras: "Sucking up to me won't make me get off the crapper any faster."

 

[Shatmandu]

If Shatmandu doesn't mind ...

Nah, I don't mind at all.

As a matter of fact, how about we open the scrimage up to anyone who wants to put up a TOS screencap of their own.

It's a damned free-for-all, folks.

Here's another two from me:

Nomad: "This mind is preoccupied with something. Please define 'blowjob.'"

"Karidian": "I do not remember renting 'Blues Brothers 2000' on that date. Perhaps someone used my card number by accident."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Autograph my program?

KARIDIAN: Anything for a fan.

KIRK: HA!!!! You've been served!!!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

UHURA: There's gotta be an easier way to straighten hair

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: You're a chick, right?

 

[M'Sharak]

"What do you mean, you sssssaid 'no anchoviesssss'?"​