Spock: "It was a million to one shot, Doc, million to one..."
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TOS Caption Contest #99 - A Dirty Shatchez
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Spock: "It was a million to one shot, Doc, million to one..."
Kirk: Bones, aren't you a little too high for a prostate exam?
McCoy: Not everyone keeps their anus in the same place, Jim.
Kirk: "Sorry, Spock. Thought you were Ruk."
Spock: "So does that mean you would have shoved the rock up his ass, assuming he had one?"
"It's worse than it looks, Jim.
I've seen it before.
A classic Vulcan 'cucumber accident..' "
KIRK:"I don't remember ANYTHING after you slipped me that blue tablet...
What the HELL did we do?! And why does my ass hurt??"
KIRK:"I had no idea, Bones...
He kept telling me he could TAKE the gerbil."
KIRK:"How the hell did my great-great grandfather's letter opener end up in there?!"
"It was HORRIBLE, Spock...
Sulu got me down in the arboretum...in the rose garden..."
(*Begins sobbing uncontrollably*)
SPOCK:"I respect and admire you, Jim. You're my friend.
But you obviously cannot be trusted with modeling clay."
Kirk: "How come you got beamed out before the blast?"
Spock: "I promised Mr Scott a case of Surian Brandy if I could get out first."
SPOCK: "The Ardanans didn't get around to teaching you how to use their sinks or water fountains...did they?"
KIRK:"Wait.
No.
That can't...
REALLY?!
So that's how you're supposed to use toilet paper?!"
Yet one more senseless, tragic kal-toh game piece accident.
"Spock, the twos! It must be your idea that gets us out of the time loop!"
"Captain, I tried to explain the limitations of your decompressing main waste extraction idea six loops ago."
Spock: "Captain, you really are a dirty whore."
Kirk: "Spock, Stewie was right. This IS a sexy party!"