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TOS Caption Contest #99 - A Dirty Shatchez

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Another two digit contest, where the number of pages of entries reached double digits. That's now two weeks in a row. I'm beginning see a trend.

In fact, this week was the second win for highlander. Since it was his first win last week, it's good to see a new player who comes to the table with his A game. The old farts kept up at least for this contest, with wins also by Shatmandu and DrBob. Congratulations to old and new alike.

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Red shirt: "Hey ladies nice shoes. Wanna Fuck?"

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McCoy: "You know, it's label machine, for like the bridge buttons and stuff. Happy Birthday."

Kirk: <printing> L.a.m.e <sticks label to McCoys forehead>

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Diamond Jim, furious: "You deliberately stopped me! I could have saved her! Do you know what you just did?"
Carl: "Bitch owed me money."

Here's a higher rez version of the Carl/Diamond Jim pic if you are interested.

Next week we have Kirk needing a scrubbing and our first officer undergoing exploratory surgery. Both pics were submitted by Shatmandu. Thanks, Joe.

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Our bonus pic came from a recent posting in the Specials collection at TrekCore. Excellent work, Frontier. It's great seeing these old pics.

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It's all too much!



TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (3x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alyssa
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (15x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (8x)
DrBob (7x)
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Plus one this time for a total of 8!
DS9Sega (4x)
EliyahuQeoni (3x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (18x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
highlander
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Plus one this time for a total of 2!
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
John_Picard
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
Kirby
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (9x)
NCC-1701 (6x)
Nerys Myk (17x)
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Noname Given (2x)
Outpost4 (13x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (23x)
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Redfern
SciFi75 (5x)
scottydog (14x)
Shatmandu (11x)
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Plus one this time for a total of 12!
Sir Rhosis (2x)
T'Bonz (8x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (10x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (9x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (5x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (3x)

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Mudd Club
 
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Star Trek 3.14159: The Search For Jimmy Hoffa


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Spock: Captain, before today I had always questioned the accuracy of your
Earth expression, happier than a pig in shit. Not any more.
 
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Bones: "I don't know Jim. I can't reach the gerbil this way. We're going to need your help."


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Spock: "Crawling in after the rodent was the logical thing to do Captain. I fail to understand why you require a thank you."
 
Star Trip - Episode Wuhduhfuh - It's all fun and games until.....

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McCoy : I told you someday, someone would stab you in the back, but NO, you didn't listen to me, did you ?

Spock : Just remove IT from my rear please it's quite painful....

McCoy ( NOW realizing the object in question is in Spock's rear ) So turned your back on Sulu, eh ?

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Kirk : How bad is it, Spock, you can tell me, can't you ?

Spock : You've looked better....

Kirk : That bad, eh ?

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~ No Comment, this image speaks for itself if you ask me ~
 
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Chapel: Doctors, I'm not familiar with the Bukakke procedure.


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Before...

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... and after.

Spock: These fetishes of yours, Captain, really must stop. It seems quite unsanitary to have three ladies defecate on you.
 
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Unlucky Pon Farr. Of all the possible outcomes, the Atomic Wedgie's gotta be the worst.

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Your shirt's still on. You're making remarkable progress, Captain.
 
Trying to come up with the cleanest yet most suggestive captions possible:

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...and then Chapel and Kirk immediately turned around and left.

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Spock: "Captain, I did warn you to watch where you stepped in that cow pasture."

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Nimoy: "I hate fan parties."
 
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Kirk: "I still don't see why I should be armed with a phaser for Spock's prostate exam..."
McCoy: "You weren't on board for the last time. If Christine makes a move, stun her."


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Nimoy: "That's the first time the shit hit the Shat"

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Brunette: "I bet you don't stay in character for blow jobs honey"
 
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