TOS Caption Contest #98 - A Game Boy

[Outpost4]

Jim: What do you think about The Sharks, Spock?
Carl: I'll tell you after we meet with The Jets.

Jim: "Sulu and his stupid musicals. Remind me to put sand in his salve."

West Side Story, now for a limited engagement at the Organian Children's Theater

 

[Nerys Myk]

CARL: Relax DJ. Aint no way Kor can pin that explosion on us. We didn't leave any evidence.

DJ: I uh....dropped my wallet.

CARL: Run muthafucker!

 

[Outpost4]

Diamond Jim: Is that Johnny Holmes with Cheech Marin?
Spock: Yes, they're touring now as Bong and Dong.
Diamond Jim: Those dudes stole our act!

 

[Nerys Myk]

DJ: Why do those Klingons keep staring at me?

CARL: Might be the trail of toilet paper coming out of your tights.

 

[cooleddie74]

REDSHIRT:"So...

either of you wanna sit on my face?"

McCOY"...and, as you can see from my examination record of the boy, Jim...Lieutenant Masters' ample black booty crushed his cranium flatter than an old Earth all-beef patty."

 

[cooleddie74]

CARL SPOCK:"Groovy plan, Captain!

You distract them with your bag of joints...I'll sneak up the staircase and...

uhhh...

what was I doing? Where am I?"

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip - Episode number - Who the heck knows.....

Red Shirt : My birthday party starts as soon as get back from my landing party duties, be sure to show up ladies....

Unfortunately the party never happened as Ensign Expendable stepped on an exploding rock down on the planet surface....

McCoy : See, it's a typical Caption Contest once again, Jim.

Kirk : I see....

Next on NBC : Star Trek & Hutch
( 70's style cop show theme music is heard here )

 

[Nerys Myk]

CREWMAN WILL WHEATON IV: And then Commander Tierney said "Well, maybe you wouldn't be so weak if you played football!"

 

[highlander]

Red Shirt: "That's right ladies, I used to be a moderator on Trek BBS."

 

[highlander]

David Letterman and Paul Shaffer before they hit the big time.

 

[cooleddie74]

REDSHIRT:"A hundred credits if either of you can guess what color the new rash on my nutsack is!"

McCOY:"I'm giving you a new prescription, Jim.

Your old overacting suppressant CLEARLY hasn't been working."

FAST JIM KIRK and CARL SPOCK


They're Time Cops!


This fall on UFP-N

 

[Rat Boy]

Meanwhile, at C4 (The Caption Contest Character Commissary):

Assless Chaps Picard: "Who're the new guys?"

Carl Spock: "Cloud William and Cloud Festus from the TOS Contest."

Diamond Jim: "Real annoying, too. They've got a worse speech impediment than Grignak."

Grignak: "Hey!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Another holodeck malfunction spells trouble for Picard and crew on the next episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

 

[Outpost4]

Carl: Fascinatingly bad acid.
Jim: Bummer, man.

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud William: "Hey, hey! We're ready to order over here!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Carl Spock: No ass covers. No service at Carl Spock's Soul Food Shack.

 

[Outpost4]

"I've got the shuttlecraft if you've got the hanger bay."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Redshirt: Do either of you ladies have a bit of geek in ya, would either of you like a lot more?

-or-

Masters: Is that a dilithum crystal in your pants or are you happy to see me?

-or-

Redshirt: Do you ladies take cream in your coffee? Because I've got a slow drip for ya both.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

"Come on Ladies, look at my shirt you know on the next Away mission I'm Toast, wont you grant a guys last request for a Three-some?."

[

Kirk: "I thought these I-Pods were smaller."

McCoy: " Not yours, it has to be this big for all your Porn Jim."

 

[SciFi75]

Ensign Ricky: Hey ladies, the name is Rick, and I say that you are both an 8.7 on the Rick-Tor Scale. Why don't you both come and shake my world?