TOS Caption Contest #98 - A Game Boy

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Not now, Bones."

McCoy: "Let me guess; topless photos of celebrities?"

Kirk: "Gotta love those lax exposure laws in Europe."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Bitches!
Spock: Foxy ones, too.
Kirk: Screw the Klingons.
Spock: No, Jim, screw us!

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "I'm telling you, you can make a bundle selling those Viewmasters on Ebay."

Kirk: "I know...it's just that...the memories, Bones. Wonderful childhood memories."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Shit man, the fuzz!"
Spock: "Chill man, keep it cool..."
Kirk: "I'm crapping myself here."
Spock: "Go ahead, it won't show in those tights."

 

[John Picard]

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as Backdoor Tribbles, Klingons Like it Rough, and Romulan Dirty Sanchez. Would you ladies like a job that's a bit *fun*?" <wink>

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Don't you think 500 credits is outrageous for the new iPhone? I mean that thing's bigger and bulkier than your old communicator.

 

[backstept]

McCoy: I'm serious, Jim. This shade of eyeliner is all the rage on Milan IV.
Kirk: I'm sure it is, Bones . . . looks good on you.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Red Shirt: You know, I'm pretty good at this game. If you ladies need any pointers. (wink)

MCCOY: There you go Jim. Happy Birthday.

KIRK: What is it?

MCCOY: No idea. Kinda short notice, so I grabbed the first thing I could find.

 

[Gertch]

"Hey ladies. I heard you were thespians. After the next scene you wanna go back to my place and act up?"

 

[Outpost4]

Jim: What do you think about The Sharks, Spock?
Carl: I'll tell you after we meet with The Jets.

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: We're going to have to deal with your Internet addiction, Jim...Jim? JIM!

 

[highlander]

Kirk: "Let me get this straight Bones. It's made in Sweden. I put the "little Captain" in it. And after a few weeks it gets bigger."
Bones: "That's right Jim. No more pointing and laughing for you."
Kirk: " Sulu set course for Risa! Maximum Warp!!"

 

[MANT!]

So, according to the ship's manifest, we've only got enough penicillin for 400 crewman on a 5 year mission ,so Jim, use a condom OK? I've got plenty of those..

Ensign Wallbanger always got the girls... He just sat in the corner of the Rec room...licking his eyebrows...

 

[highlander]

Red Shirt: "That's right ladies I'm Lt. McLovin, and that's no phaser in my pocket!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Crewman Chad: "The Red Alert? It's in my pants ..."

McCoy: "I told you watching a movie on an I-Phone would be stupid ..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Diamond Jim: "Keep an eye out: I gave Cleopatra Uhura the crabs, and she's gonna cut me."

-- or --

Carl: "Not being a policeman or affiliated with the authorities in any way, including any undercover work (or 'snitching' in common parlance), I am also tense about the approach of those uniformed officers."

 

[cooleddie74]

MENTOS

Das Trek-maker!

"An audiobook of NAKED LUNCH?

Why...you shouldn't have, Bones.

And I, uh...I kinda mean that."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Either of you foxy ladies wanna come down to Deck 22 and take a look at the purple-tipped warp conduit?"

 

[Gertch]

Jim: What do you think about The Sharks, Spock?
Carl: I'll tell you after we meet with The Jets.

Jim: "Sulu and his stupid musicals. Remind me to put sand in his salve."

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Ensign Redshirt failed to impress the ladies with the vintage Soviet iPod he borrowed from Chekov.