TOS Caption Contest #96 - Bent Over

[Swarles Barkley]

Okay Chris, one more time. While I sweet talk that Orion slave girl you keep Dehner busy with the old "push my button" trick.

Oh my Captain Pike...I had no idea!!

 

[Outpost4]

Mitchell soon discovered Elizabeth was anything but a walking freezer unit.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Hey Chris, you'd really be enjoying these bisexual strippers you got for your birthday if your penis and testicles hadn't been burned away in that accident, huh?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Gene Roddenberry's first draft of a Star Trek movie was rejected by Paramount.

 

[Outpost4]

Rolling Stones:

She comes in colors.

 

[msbae]

Kirk: Hey Chris, isn't it weird that Stephen Hawking had a talking computer in the 20th Century and all you have is a blinking light?

or...

Kirk: Chris, we are not going to give you a voice box like Stephen Hawking. That computer's droning voice would only make your whining all the more annoying to everyone else.

Star Trek Pilot 2: Electric Bugaloo

 

[Rat Boy]

What happens when you mix this Caption Contest with the Galactic Barrier.

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Popped a lot of zits in your childhood?"

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Popped a lot of zits in your childhood?"

Or

Kirk: "If you popped a zit, you must acquit."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

 

[Outpost4]

Eating the tainted fish didn't kill Dehner. She just felt that way.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Did you see where I left my keys?"
Pike: "Beep."
Kirk: "Where?"
Pike pauses, then his eyes flit to Kirk.
Kirk: "Oh. We'll have to do your fuckin' 'Am I getting warmer?' bullshit, won't we?"
Pike pauses again, then, somehow sadly: "Beep."


-- or --

Kirk: "I know how you feel. I had a salt-sucker almost dry my ass out. Well, fell better! <leaves>"

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: We all have our crosses to bear, Chris. I haven't been able to stand up straight since that tragic transporter accident.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

After viewing a wet print of Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, members of the audience spontaneously combusted.

 

[SciFi75]

Kirk: Your face is freaking everybody out. We've taken a vote and we've decided to put you in the corner of the room while we finish our dinner.

Pike:

Kirk: Oh, yeah, I pulled your battery. We also voted that the beeping was getting a little annoying.

 

[Orac]

Why Romulan Ale is illegal.

 

[26138]

Why Romulan Ale is illegal.

Damnit Jim, She canna take much more!

 

[Rat Boy]

After seeing a rough cut, Paramount started to have second thoughts about JJ Abrams' Trek film.

 

[Rat Boy]

The landing party prepares to meet with the delegation from the Lollipop Guild.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]