TOS Caption Contest #87 - Bridge Mix 2

[Outpost4]

Spock: Mr. Chekov, I thought everyone knew how to play Chopsticks.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Engaging warp drive...

Warp One...

Two...

Three...

Four...

Now injecting the nitrous...HOLD ON."

WALL PANEL:"Could...you...please...tell...me...sir...

WHAT...the...hell...am...I...supposed...to...even...DO?!"

KIRK:"Awwwwwwwww.

You fellows remembered my birthday. You shouldn't have!"

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Damn, what was my PIN number?

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "It just ate my dollar! All I wanted was a pack of peanut M&MS!"

 

[Outpost4]

"If you like the gloves, wait until you see my Buns Of Steel."

 

[cooleddie74]

"According to Lawrence Marvick's handbook from the building of this ship, if you crank the controls this way...then this...then press the second orange control near the end there...

You get an Everlasting Gobstopper."

 

[cooleddie74]

Best...Interstellar...Kiwanis Club...guest speaker...EVER.

 

[scottydog]

Michelle Obama continues to hurt Barak's campaign.

 

[Defcon]

Kirk: Oh, come on, they couldn't come up with something better to kill me?

 

[Outpost4]

A superman takes over the ship, cutting off the supply of air to the bridge. It just makes a guy want to shout, "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk: "Captain Pike, you look... different."
Crewman: "Sir, that's not his face you're talking to."

 

[cultcross]

Crewman: "Oh don't worry sir, there's at least another 30 light years left in the tank when the light comes on"

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Kirk: Sit down, Mr. Brent, and that's an order. The Art Director put this panel here for some reason, and I'll be damned if I don't use it at least once in 79 episodes.

 

[Ghostface1701]

Lieutenant: Sir, is it necessary to call an alert if your dry-cleaning isn't ready yet?

 

[Tim]

KIRK: "What does it mean, 'exact change'?"

 

[hmbnimbus]

Chekov: Psst... Mr. Spock, he's looking at you again!
Spock: I know, I'm pretending not to notice.

Computer: *HOW DO YOU FEEL?*
Kirk: I do not understand the question.

 

[Gertch]

[During a commercial break]
Kirk: "There's only 4 minutes left. Does the resolution have anything to do with poker?"

 

[Silvermane]

Spock, "Atomic batteries to power"

Chekov, "Turbines to speed"

Spock, "Roger, ready to move out."

"Damn"! :slam: "Damn computer dating service, you sent me a GUY!"

 

[M'Sharak]

Kirk didn't want to seem ill-informed in front of Lt. Brent, but he had to admit that
he didn't have a clue about how to take his new mPod out of "shuffle" mode.

 

[Outpost4]

^ Riffing on M'Sharak...

Kirk (to himself): What's going on? Why can't I make this work? I'm the captain, damnit, and I don't want to have to turn to the kid, who can always figure this thing out, but...

LT. BRENT - GET OVER HERE, IMMEDIATELY!