TOS Caption Contest #85 - Shuttle Trouble

[Balthier the Great]

Al Glore: If we allow such pollution to continue, the gases will cause the universe to continue warming up to 0.05K a year. Imagine icy Europa devoid of ice, or the desert wastes of Ceti Alpa 7 after 20 years.

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"Dis...is EDEN?!"

McCOY:"Those old religious guys were full of shit."

 

[cooleddie74]

"NO!!! NO!!!

STOP!!!

You left the emergency brake down!!"

"Note to self...avoid Spock's vegetarian bean casseroles from now on."

 

[Outpost4]

Just think how much better Enterprise would have been if they'd had Scooby-Doo instead of Porthos.

 

[Gertch]

Everyone had to wait for Spock to finish peeing behind a bush, and another bush.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Note to selves...from here on out, avoid cult leaders with cauliflower ears and tramp stamp tattoos."

 

[Outpost4]

Lionel Richie: Hello. Is it me you're looking for?

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

McCoy; Hippies look, sale at the Hemp store!
Chekov; <whisper> Now Mr Scott!

Scott; Aye, once they've had a smoke, they never bother to hide their stash very well.

 

[Gertch]

McCoy: "Beautiful countryside."

A short time later...

McCoy: "So much for a three hour tour..."

McCoy: "Enterprise, beam us up - please!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Carl Spock: "Mind holding this bag for me?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

McCOY: Officer,they told me they were over 18!!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk, offscreen: "McCoy, Chekov, get back in the shuttle. Leave the hippies."
McCoy: "But ..."
Kirk, offscreen: "Maybe someone a little less 'Herbert' than me will save them ..."

 

[Outpost4]

The hi-def version of this screen cap reveals Chekov already has space herpes.

 

[Gertch]

"Jim! Must be something in the air. Lets get out of here quick."

 

[Rat Boy]

Carl Spock: "Mind holding this bag for me?"

Carl Spock: "Still got that bag I gave you?"

 

[Oceanborn_angel]

Bones: Oh no, I injected myself with the wrong serum back in Sick Bay. Spock...making me....very angry....turning into....the Hulk.

After encountering an alien world inhabited by The Joker the crew of the Enterprise was never quite the same.

Scotty: This is just a wee bit too elaborate for a panty raid.

 

[Rat Boy]

Bones: Oh no, I injected myself with the wrong serum back in Sick Bay. Spock...making me....very angry....turning into....the Hulk.

McCoy: "MCCOY SMASH!"

 

[Woulfe]

Next Time On Star Trip !

ALL : That was some killer weed man !

 

[M'Sharak]

Chekov: Zoinks!
McCoy: Ruh-roh!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Great.

The one time it wouldn't matter if we remembered to bring any paper along...and none of us has to go."