TOS Caption Contest #85 - Shuttle Trouble

[The Squire of Gothos]

Scotty; "Tough little shuttle, only one like it in the fleet."
Gaetano; "Pretty sure there are two."
Spock; "Three to be correct Mr Gaetano."
Scotty; "Bloody pendants."

Spock: "That would be pedants..."

Scott: "Borgus Frat!"

...


...

Scott: "Ha! You coudnae fuck with that now could yae?"

Always spell check and never leave it so late that someone can quote you before you correct yourself!

 

[Outpost4]

What are you guys talking about? They both have pendants. Big yellow ones, right next to the door.

EDIT: I've had this picture on my hard drive for years but I never really looked at it before. It could well be in next week's caption contest.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "I don't know how he mistook this for the toilet. Fuckin' Italians ..."
Gaetano: "Jeez. Sorry."

Little-known TOS historical fact: when budgets got tight, NBC forced the cast to create the paper mache set pieces.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "You must hurry, Mr. Scott. We need that last quarter for the dryer!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Purple-Haired Hippie: "Uh-oh. I wiped my ass with a leaf. Is that bad?"

 

[Gertch]

McCoy: "Sulu! You guys get off the grass. You on acid?"

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Hey Jim, you look hungry. Have an apple. Doctor's orders ..."

 

[Outpost4]

Maybe we won't wait until next week.

After the Feds ordered everyone out of the van, the drug sniffing dogs were brought in.

 

[Rat Boy]

Maybe we won't wait until next week.

After the Feds ordered everyone out of the van, the drug sniffing dogs were brought in.

Scotty: "Aye, if there's one I thing I know more about than Scotch, it's grass."

 

[Michael]

No idea for a caption, just an association I had.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Aye, I found where the hippies have been putting their abortions for later sandwich-making ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"The EPA cannot be happy with this thing."

"I was supposed to use the thermal concrete on the Horta?!

OH, shit."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Next time, lads...don't bring yer Starfleet class rings on a shuttle mission. Then we won't be bloody fishing them out of the wee waste conduits."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

McCoy: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in Caption Contest #85?
Checkov: Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
McCoy: What happened to the Horta episode? And the Galileo Seven?
Checkov: We passed then.
McCoy: When?
Checkov: Just now. We're at the space hippies now.
McCoy: Go back to then!
Checkov: When?
McCoy: My hands covered in green
Checkov: Your hands covered in green?
McCoy: My hands covered in green!
Checkov: I can't.
McCoy: Why?
Checkov: We missed it.
McCoy: When?
Checkov: Just now.
McCoy: When will Contest #86 be now?
Checkov: Soon.
McCoy: How soon?

 

[cooleddie74]

TONGO RAD:"Well crack my knuckles and jump for joy...

we landed four-hun-dred miles from the near-est pad."

 

[Triskelion]

McCoy: Your homebrewed mousse is ready, Spock.
Spock: Pendantic, Doctor.
McCoy: Don't you mean fascinating, or logical or some damned thing?
Spock: I know what I mean, cornbread.

Scot: Mr Spock we're havin' a wee bit o' trouble rematerializing you.
Spock: Oh no you aren't, I left some molecules back in the crib on purpose, man.

 

[cooleddie74]

WAYLON JENNINGS:"Well it was 'round about this time that the ol' Enterprise boys saw that Sheriff Kang was on their tail...they'd best high-tail it to the TARG'S NEST while they could!"

"First I said it...THEN I did it, Jim!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"Dees is NOT de Howard Johnson's, Doctor..."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

McCoy:""And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your green blooded dog!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"Quick, Mister Spock...Burn Deuterium 12-A!!! Let's get the non-faith-specific place of eternal punishment out of here!!"

MotherHorta's Revenge