Sulu: "Sorry, Sir, we're still in a No Passing Zone"
TOS Caption Contest #85 - Shuttle Trouble
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Sulu: "Sorry, Sir, we're still in a No Passing Zone"
Too obscure for me. Wanna clue me in?
Kirk: Who gives a f*ck, you're not actually blind y'know.
The obscure, yet funny reference award goes to...
Too obscure for me. Wanna clue me in?
Kirk: Who gives a f*ck, you're not actually blind y'know.
The obscure, yet funny reference award goes to...
You could check the file name
This weekend on THIS OLD SHUTTLE...Lieutenant Commander Scott rewires the floor paneling of an old Type 4 Starfleet impulse shuttle using old, defunct components from a Risan sex shop and a busted tricorder!
"Spock was right, dammit.
We DIDN'T bring enough paper..."
Late 23rd Century Skywriting Greetings.
A good idea...done incompetently.
NASCAR's new Shuttle of Tomorrow design burned rings around Talladega IX. Literally.
That's so funny!
SCOTTY:"Would this be a wee bad time to tell ye lads we forgot to bring a wrench with us?"
Dazed, shellshocked and confused...Starfleet's finest barely survived the Great Septic Backup of 2267...
Too obscure for me. Wanna clue me in?
Kirk: Who gives a f*ck, you're not actually blind y'know.
The obscure, yet funny reference award goes to...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDZcqBgCS74
Stay until the end.
"On second thought, I did have gloves on."
McCoy: Wait, gloves first, then rectal exam?
I've lived a great musical life. I've seen groundbreaking artists play legendary concerts. I own vinyl and CD collections that are extensive and eminently playable. I've recorded live shows, creating tapes that people have been enjoying for decades. But, up to now, I've never seen the Lionel Richie Hello video. Bam! Forty years of music appreciation down the tubes in 5:27. I'm ruined, I tell you, ruined.
You bastards!
You bastards!
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What? You've never seen it? Well, there are some things one shouldn't admit on a public board. This is one of those things. You are not cool anymore, Outpost4. 
I prefer to think with 100+ evenings spent at Grateful Dead concerts, along with others, I just didn't have the time...or the taste.
"You'll find the body down the tunnel. I did it but I had to, if only for Three Times A Lady. No jury will ever convict me."
"You'll find the body down the tunnel. I did it but I had to, if only for Three Times A Lady. No jury will ever convict me."
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Spock: [V.O.] I have got to get me one of these!
"The whistle... yeah. That was cooleddie's doing.
No, don't ask; trust me, you'll be happier."
It took me 100+ evenings spent at home watching VH1 Classic.
I have the time and I lack the taste
Scotty; "...there's some change, half eaten rations and hey, there's the cure for that plague on Denobulus, boy could you have used that last month Mr Spock"
Spock; "Speak of this to no one."
Scotty; "Aye, its these European shuttles, all metric."
Spock; "Mr Gaetano, go outside and ask the natives for some imperial socket wrenches."
Scotty; "Tough little shuttle, only one like it in the fleet."
Gaetano; "Pretty sure there are two."
Spock; "Three to be correct Mr Gaetano."
Scotty; "Bloody pedants."
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Scotty; "Tough little shuttle, only one like it in the fleet."
Gaetano; "Pretty sure there are two."
Spock; "Three to be correct Mr Gaetano."
Scotty; "Bloody pendants."
Spock: "That would be pedants..."
Scott: "Borgus Frat!"
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Scott: "Ha! You coudnae fuck with that now could yae?"