McCoy: "Eh. Maybe from behind ..."
Funny how I knew who posted this caption without even having to look.
TOS Caption Contest #84 - Girls: Young & Dead
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Funny how I knew who posted this caption without even having to look.
"Captain, I'm curious. What do you mean when you say that for Mr. Spock the 'shocker' is redundant?"
McCoy: "Jim, I don't know how to tell you this, but I think it's a little more serious than a rash."
"How far away is Ophiucus III? My friends and I get all nympho and humpy if a trip takes too long."
"I knew it.
Salt-nocks."
23rd Century Car-Jacking
Is that effect borrowed from/inspired by The Invaders, by any chance?
23rd Century Car-Jacking
Nope, just something I threw together in photoshop
McCoy: "Eh. Maybe from behind ..."
Funny how I knew who posted this caption without even having to look.
Typecast: Nimoy and me.
McCoy: "I was wondering what had happened to Rand ..."
Space Ho: "What an interesting display ..."
Spock: "Yes, ladies love my collection of ancient Vulcan buttplugs and nippleclamps."
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Wow...you built all those starship models yourself? Take me now! Don't make me beg!
Whatever you do don't climb that big ugly tree out front.
McCOY:"Contact the ship and tell Spock we found the source of the strange sensor readings...
Hastily sewn fur and rubber."
"What?
Nobody on this ship does Cleveland Steamers?
You don't know what you're missing."
"First Officer's Log...Stardate...Earth year 1967.
Apparently in this era humans used internal combustion land vehicles in mating rituals that also involved the heavy use of alcoholic spirits and clumsy
attempts at unsatisfying conversation."
"...so THAT'S what we were picking up from orbit.
Cheese."
"You don't know what you're missing, Captain.
My girlfriends and I could give you Bolian balls."
Needs a pair of those ridiculous glasses he always wore.
The staff of the Oakland Raiders go to check in on Al Davis during the draft.
DeSALLE:"Spock didn't warn us we'd be running into any Mick Jagger impersonators. Damn his Vulcan hide!"