TOS Caption Contest #84 - Girls: Young & Dead

[Outpost4]

Jaeger: This must be Sulu. Now we have to find the Captain.

 

[Rat Boy]

Someone's a little unclear on the concept of a glory hole.

 

[Triskelion]

Make yourself comfortable boys, just give me a couple minutes to put my face on....

 

[Triskelion]

Earth Day? Screw Earth.

 

[Rat Boy]

DeSalle: "Sorry, it just went off. She looked like my mother-in-law."

 

[Shatmandu]

DeSalle: "Bitch, I've still got the sucker marks on my dong ..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Most people shop during the day. Carl shops at night.

Carl: "Cocaine off the tits. That's my thang ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Jaegar: "Uh, I don't think that's Han Solo you're unfreezing."

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: She's more dead, DeSalle.

 

[Rat Boy]

DeSalle: "Hey, I didn't get to be a gold shirt by not playing it safe."

 

[cooleddie74]

The STAR TREK-Muppets crossover special failed for many reasons.

Many.

 

[cooleddie74]

"...and the best part? It gets 132,000 kellicams to the cubic inch of dilithium."

 

[Triskelion]

I smell slim jims.

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: No, ma'am, we don't represent Mary Kay...sorry to bother you...let's try next door, men.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "They really ought to put safeties on these."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Eh. Maybe from behind ..."

 

[Outpost4]

"Next time, I am SOO ready for the Murasaki Nebula!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Salt Vampire (thinking): If I had a nickel every time premature discharge did me in.

 

[cooleddie74]

First Contact with Anne Hecht proved more complicated than originally planned.

 

[cooleddie74]

"DRIVE...

drivin' like the sehlat that drives my pon farr..."