TOS Caption Contest #82 - Mod's Choice

[Shatmandu]

"Click!"

 

[Woulfe]

Rock ( thinking ) : I'm just sitting here minding my own business when this lard ass comes along and just steps on me, why that makes me so angry I could just explode, in fact I think I will....

~ BOOM ! ~

 

[Defcon]

Kirk wasn't pleased when he heard that Mallory had broken his penis rock.

 

[Gertch]

Someone is SO getting banned for this image...

Mallory: "I wish I could say you were boldly going Captain but there was that one time..."

 

[Defcon]

Someone is SO getting banned for this image...

Pah, mere mods can't ban me.





(At least I hope so)

 

[Mallory]

That's so wrong. And so many different levels that it's impossible to count them.

Now if you will all excuse me, I'll be outside stepping on rocks and hoping for the best, playing in traffic or tying on one of the biggest drunks of my life.

 

[Outpost4]

Someone is SO getting banned for this image...

A phrase from the '60s:

Never tempt the Fickle Finger of Fate.


...says the guy who started this whole contest. I expect to be scrubbing plasma conduits for years.

 

[Steven Of Nine]

Ernie: "I'm gonna put my 'Big Bird' in your 'Oscar the Grouch', baby ..."

Actually, that's the worst thing you've written!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Do me, Captain.

Blow me apart like an exploding styrofoam rock!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

MALLORY:"Permission to go relieve myself, sir?

The new rec room synthesizer's chicken casserole...it's not sitting well."

 

[Cyrus]

Dammit Jim, I am a Doctor not a slut.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hold me, Jim!

Tell me I'm a dirty Southern julep-sipper...like you used to before things changed!"

 

[cooleddie74]

On Soviet Trianguli VII, Pet Rock gets you.

 

[Rat Boy]

Mallory: "Bad pet rock, bad!"

 

[Outpost4]

Romulan Commander: Spaceman Spiff will be so jealous.

 

[cooleddie74]

MALLORY:"Permission to beam back to the ship, sir?

I have an important funnel experiment I want to try."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Look at this, sir...

on this planet, it seems hollow styrofoam evolved NATURALLY!!"

 

[Outpost4]

Romulan Commander: Kirk, take a hike or I'll make you an administrator.

Kirk: Who is she, telling me to take a hike?

 

[Rat Boy]

The tradition of carrying the Olympic flame changed a bit by the 23rd Century.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

"I'm the captain."
"No, I'm the captain."
"Sorry, I'm the captain."
"Wrong, I'm the captain."

"No, I am the Captain."

"No, I'm the Captain. Now where the hell are my strawberries!!"