TOS Caption Contest #82 - Mod's Choice

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: No, Mallory -- 'the blonde' was not one of the choices...Once more: pick either 'lightning' or 'explosive rock'.

Mallory: "What about the brunette?"

Kirk and Spock: "No!"

Mallory: "The red head?"

Kirk, Spock, and T'Bonz: "NO!"

 

[Triskelion]

I saw the future...so I took a souvenir.

 

[Rat Boy]

Seven: "My eyes are up here."

Kirk: "Huh, what was that? Sorry, got a little distracted."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Kirk:Don't worry, Balok, I can have this done easily in less than one Earth minute
Balok:I knew I should have gone with Mallory, I bet that kid has some stamina

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Spock:Captain, I am not falling for that 'look behind you' gag again.
Kirk:But I swear, he looked just like you...
Helen:But if there are two of you, does that mean there'd be four...
Kirk and Spock:Yes!

 

[Outpost4]

It's interesting to know blow up dolls are still available at sex shops in the 23rd century.

 

[RandyS]

*grrr!*

Is there ANYTHING that doesn't get turned into a sexual thing in here?

No?

Oh...carry on then.

Well, to be fair, we ARE Star Trek fans. Not one of us is supposed to even know what sex is.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Whitney: Did you see the latest rewrite Bill? Those idiot writers keep calling Rand "Noel"!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Music swells. Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes begin singing "love lift us up where we belong..."

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Music swells. Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes begin singing "love lift us up where we belong..."

"I'm taking Noel to my shuttlecraft, and I won't be back for 10 minutes!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Inspired by Rat Boy's caption:

Seven: "My eyes are up here."
Kirk: "You're lucky I even know you've got a head, lady."

Rand: "Just don't get anything on my wig this time, unkay?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Noel agreed to wear the hat, but she became upset when Kirk put on the flower print dress and told her to call him "Lovie."

Later, Kirk discovered he had contracted tetanus.

 

[Outpost4]

"I'm the captain."
"No, I'm the captain."
"Sorry, I'm the captain."
"Wrong, I'm the captain."

 

[Triskelion]

LOL Outpost4 & Shatmandu

What?

 

[Michael]

"I'm the captain."
"No, I'm the captain."
"Sorry, I'm the captain."
"Wrong, I'm the captain."

"No, I am the Captain."

 

[Defcon]

Kirk: Have no fear, Mallory. As long as I'm with you, you are safe.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Well, shiver me timber!

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "There's nothing moderate about the humping you're gonna get, you little minx ..."

 

[Woulfe]

~ Meanwhile in an alternate universe ~

Mallory : It's still regulation, Sirs.

Kirk & Spock ( thinking ) : Bet he still dies from an explodeing rock.

 

[Woulfe]

Coming to a Star Trek convention near you the most unuseual guest we've ever had.....

The infamouse expolding rock from "The Apple"

The Exploding Rock will talk for an hour about what happened behind the scenes while makeing "The Apple" as well as what went on behind the scenes also how well it got along with all the other actors on the show.

Be certain to pick up his tell all book "Redshirts" in the dealers room.
The Exploding Rock will sign autographs and have pics taken after its talk.
Photo above taken from its apperance in "The Apple"