This is why nobody sane rides the EL anymore
TOS Caption Contest #81 - Watching and Waiting
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This is why nobody sane rides the EL anymore
"What does it mean...
exact insanity?"
"Oh dear! I'm going to be late! Anyone got a Wet Nap...and a garden hose?"
"The only passenger we haven't picked up yet is the Burger King."
(*Hint-hint*)
We interrupt your regularly scheduled caption contest to bring you a special announcement...
One year ago, a sensation that swept the Trek BBS like nothing before was born. An icon of caption contests the world over who knows no equal. He brought the groove to the Trek BBS, he put the "can" in Vulcan. He's a man who's a sex machine with all the chicks and one bad-ass mother...
Shut your mouth!
Isn't obvious whom I'm talking about? On about this day one year ago, we saw the birth of...
You're damn right. Yes, everyone's favorite afro-wearing Vulcan, the meme that can't be contained, the sensation that can't be denied; Carl Spock celebrates one year of funkiness. Let's look back at the man, the legend, the Carl:
Carl never misses a party.
Carl loves to chill with his peeps.
When Carl's in charge, the word is "funky."
Nobody ever better mess with Carl.
Carl knows how to please the ladies.
Carl Spock is timeless, baby!
They keep trying, but Carl just don't know when to die!
No matter how much they try, no one can ever truly top Carl Spock!
Can you dig it? So, let's all join Diamond Jim, the Reverend Doctor McCoy, the Real Slim Scotty, Whiskey Lips Sulu, Cleopatra Uhura, and Bad Leroy Chekov in saying:
One year ago, a sensation that swept the Trek BBS like nothing before was born. An icon of caption contests the world over who knows no equal. He brought the groove to the Trek BBS, he put the "can" in Vulcan. He's a man who's a sex machine with all the chicks and one bad-ass mother...
Shut your mouth!
Isn't obvious whom I'm talking about? On about this day one year ago, we saw the birth of...
You're damn right. Yes, everyone's favorite afro-wearing Vulcan, the meme that can't be contained, the sensation that can't be denied; Carl Spock celebrates one year of funkiness. Let's look back at the man, the legend, the Carl:
Carl never misses a party.
Carl loves to chill with his peeps.
When Carl's in charge, the word is "funky."
Nobody ever better mess with Carl.
Carl knows how to please the ladies.
Carl Spock is timeless, baby!
They keep trying, but Carl just don't know when to die!
No matter how much they try, no one can ever truly top Carl Spock!
Can you dig it? So, let's all join Diamond Jim, the Reverend Doctor McCoy, the Real Slim Scotty, Whiskey Lips Sulu, Cleopatra Uhura, and Bad Leroy Chekov in saying:
Carl Spock...Born April 3, 2007. Died NEVER, MY BRUTHA.
Dude...it's like I can see the chronitons!
Spock: "Hey, Picard, turn around!"
Crowd: "Turn around! Turn around! Turn Around!"
Agreed, Mike. It seems like only yesterday Carl was stealing his first beer from his parent's stash. God, I miss those carefree days. Carl taught me how to roll a joint. I wouldn't be the degenerate I am today without Carl.
Happy birthday, Carl Spock, and thank you, Rat Boy, for that trip down memory lane.
Happy birthday, Carl Spock, and thank you, Rat Boy, for that trip down memory lane.
And now for some more classic moments from Carl Spock and the crew:
There are some surgeries that the Reverend Doctor will not do.
Yes, the Real Slim Scotty wears his kilt in the traditional fashion. Got any problem with that, jive turkey?
Carl didn't appreciate the crew hitting on his sister, Carla.
The Reverend Doctor McCoy's side business as a plastic surgeon.
Carl Spock appeals to all generations.
Carl Spock, movie critic.
Diamond Jim demonstrates the proper method of pimp slapping to Leroy.
Leroy, Whiskey Lips, and Al Gorn evaluate Carl's newest "talent."
Carl and Diamond Jim wonder who's been running up the cell phone bill...
...and it turns out it was the Reverend Doctor.
Carl and Diamond Jim undercover.
Carl's first foray into merchandising.
Carl Spock, author.
He's biblical, man!
Yeah, really don't have anything funny for this one.
Whiskey Lips always keeps Carl's ladies in check.
And he really doesn't like it if you mess with his laundry.
Any time, any place.
You know, I have half a mind to change my handle to Carl Spock after how much I've been pushing him on you people.
Carl Spock: "The naked Vulcan chick can stay, but the Frenchie in the assless chaps has gots to go."
The Reverend Doctor McCoy: "So sayeth Carl!"
The Real Slim (Kind Of) Scotty: "Amen, Reverend, amen."
There are some surgeries that the Reverend Doctor will not do.
Yes, the Real Slim Scotty wears his kilt in the traditional fashion. Got any problem with that, jive turkey?
Carl didn't appreciate the crew hitting on his sister, Carla.
The Reverend Doctor McCoy's side business as a plastic surgeon.
Carl Spock appeals to all generations.
Carl Spock, movie critic.
Diamond Jim demonstrates the proper method of pimp slapping to Leroy.
Leroy, Whiskey Lips, and Al Gorn evaluate Carl's newest "talent."
Carl and Diamond Jim wonder who's been running up the cell phone bill...
...and it turns out it was the Reverend Doctor.
Carl and Diamond Jim undercover.
Carl's first foray into merchandising.
Carl Spock, author.
He's biblical, man!
Yeah, really don't have anything funny for this one.
Whiskey Lips always keeps Carl's ladies in check.
And he really doesn't like it if you mess with his laundry.
Any time, any place.
You know, I have half a mind to change my handle to Carl Spock after how much I've been pushing him on you people.
Carl Spock: "The naked Vulcan chick can stay, but the Frenchie in the assless chaps has gots to go."
The Reverend Doctor McCoy: "So sayeth Carl!"
The Real Slim (Kind Of) Scotty: "Amen, Reverend, amen."
I wish I could remember the captions for these Carl Spock Adventures. Maybe I should save those too.
Solid (The post that launched a thousand manips)
Diamond Jim makes the scene
Pimpin' the tribbles
Hail to the Chief baby
Sort of Carl, wooing the ladies and bustin out a jam.
Sort of Carl, on a mission from God.
Solid (The post that launched a thousand manips)
Diamond Jim makes the scene
Pimpin' the tribbles
Hail to the Chief baby
Sort of Carl, wooing the ladies and bustin out a jam.
Sort of Carl, on a mission from God.
On the high speed train to Hell.
R.D. McCoy: I know why Jim and I are here, but what did Carl do to end up with us.
Barney the Testicles: Well, do you remember that one time at???
Carl: Shut your mouth!