TOS Caption Contest #79 - Yo Ho Ho!

[EliyahuQeoni]

Uhura:"Mr Spock, I don't know if I like this new captain..."
Spock:"Indeed, Lieutenant, he seems obsessed with strawberries and seems to believe that the galley staff has eaten them all"
Sulu: "And he spit in my coffee..."
Cpt Queeg:"What are you all yammerin about? Planning to mutiny behind my back?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Ah, The Caine Mutiny. The last time I tried to watch it on AMC, my smoke alarm went haywire and I spent hours on the phone with ADT trying to track down the cause. Good times.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Uhura:"For some reason he reminds me of Commodore Decker, but not quite as stable..."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

The first indication Sulu noticed that someone may have spiked his coffee was when everything went Black & White and the entire crew turned into Humphrey Bogart.

 

[Shatmandu]

Guard: "We're not trying to kill you. Just the wig."

 

[Rat Boy]

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Sulu; I am soooooo tripping right now...
Spock; I can only detect LSD in this cup, not yours.
Sulu; Soooooo tripping.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Spock: My coffee is Blu-ray, yours Mr Sulu is HD-DVD.
Sulu: Bleurgh.

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"I think the guy at the coffee stand spat in mine."

 

[cooleddie74]

"No death penalty in de 23rd century my Russian ASS."

 

[Gertch]

"Vatch the place for us Chekov. You never know when a captioner is going to show up Chekov. Don't vorry ve'll bring something back from the party for you Chekov. It'll probably only be until Monday Chekov..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "So I didn't know vhere Wulcan vas, big deal. Anyone could have made that mistake."

 

[Jptrekker]

Checkov (thinking): "Lord, I'll do vhatever you want tomorrow, just don't let the Keptin come back from the other caption contest just now."

Checkov (speaking): Now, vhere vere ve D'Anna 3, Gina 6, and Sharon 8.

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov: "I hope I'm not in the next caption contest. I feel so ... wiolated."
Guard: "Hey, fuck you: work is work."

 

[M'Sharak]

"I'm wery sorry. May I try it again?"

"Trying to stir this with a tricorder is ridiculous. Hand me your spork, Lieutenant!"
"B-but, sir, I... "
"Not you, Mr. Sulu."

"This blows. They gave that other guy the yellow things to
finger obsessively. Me, they give these oversized BBs."

 

[Triskelion]

Uhura: Mr Spock, you don't have to look busy. Captain Kirk won't be back till tonight.
Spock: No actually I was just seeing if I could read the caffeine ratio. I've got an early shift tomorrow and I really don't want to be up all night on my computer three nights in a row.
Sulu: Do you think the captain will let us stay in orbit for the weekend?
Uhura: He was meeting someone tomorrow, so at least one more day I think.
Sulu: Good, maybe I can buy a book tomorrow.
Spock: Do you mean the store in the spaceport? That place is spacious. I'll go too.
Uhura: Can I come with, guys? I hate going to those places alone.
Sulu: Sure. Well I'm going on break. I'll be down in rec for a little while if you need me. Then you can go Uhura, I'll cover you. How does one hour sound.
Uhura: Take your time but don't leave me hanging guys.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Without Kirk and McCoy, bridge parties sucked.

 

[cooleddie74]

"My tricorder says this contest just ended. Guess we can dump all the coffee now."