TOS Caption Contest #78 - Spock Picks Pic

[M'Sharak]

^ Of course, how could I forget that?!

Don't worry -- I'm pretty sure they can fix it in post-production.

 

[cooleddie74]

"According to the ship's cultural databank, she rates Five Diamonds on the old Spitzer Scale of Debauchery."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Spock: "This one is obviously your fantasy girl, Captain."
Sulu: (Thinking) That's what you think, pointy ears.

 

[Rat Boy]

The real Kirk: "Sulu!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "If she's based on the mind of Dr. McCoy, I'm guessing she's missing teeth, chews tobbaco, and has a crystal meth addiction."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "You? With Sulu? Yeah, good luck with that, honey."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spock: Not funny McCoy!

 

[Michael]

Spock: Only every seven years? Well, I'm not that crazy! I take her.

Spock: Those breasts are logical.

 

[Redfern]

Spock: "Strangely enough, it seems this face has also been 'Photoshopped'."

Really, doesn't it, guys?

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[Gertch]

Yes, it does.

 

[Outpost4]

Upthread, somebody photoshopped Janeway into the face. It wasn't necessary. This could be a young Kate Mulgrew. It isn't. Mulgrew would have been too young when Shore Leave was fillmed as she was born in 1955.

Spock: Fascinating. Captain, this girl wants your job.

 

[Rat Boy]

Leonard Nimoy was the only one who could complete "Maiden Wine" on Expert. Not that anyone else ever tried, mind you.

 

[26138]

Spock really likes playing The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins on Guitar Hero 2263.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Vulcan Harp Hero, the only logical choice in video games.

 

[Rat Boy]

Vulcan Harp Hero, the only logical choice in video games.

Who knew Velvet Revolver's "Slither" sounded so good on a lyre?

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Ah, yes, I see ... Caretaker, I'm imagining nipple clamps and enema equipment. Could you have your people aim that TV aerial at me?"

Spock: "If only her voice didn't sound as if she gargled with gravel ..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "And the person with the best mathematical possiblilty of being cooleddie's father, #4 is ..."

 

[Defcon]

Spock: "Caretaker, if you can manufacture one of these with my father's facial features, you've got yourself a deal."

Spock: "That's what I'm talking about."

 

[Rat Boy]

And the hours needed to recover from tonight's festivities is...

 

[cooleddie74]

"And the Survey for Most Frozen Hot Dogs Anally Inserted During a College Hazing is..."