TOS Caption Contest #78 - Spock Picks Pic

[M'Sharak]

"Sulu, have they remastered this episode, yet?"
"Sir?"
"You can still see all of the wires; that light fixture over there
looks like it's got chains holding it up, for Pete's sake!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Number of Photoshop jokes in this thread alone.

Lefty: "Tribbles as underwear? I can make a fortune!"

 

[Outpost4]

Most likely to say "fuck" in church.

 

[Rat Boy]

Most likely to make a pimp reference in a Caption Contest.

George Takei's audition for the Muppets, though impressive, didn't go over too well with the network executives.

 

[Gertch]

Sulu was a master at working the Muppets without his hands.

 

[Rat Boy]

Least likely to accidentally Photoshop a Muppet over Sulu's crotch.

 

[Gertch]

Total Caption This wins before brain implodes.

 

[Outpost4]

Most likely to be caught in public with his fly down...and enjoying it.

 

[Rat Boy]

Total Caption This wins before brain implodes.

Shit, I'm getting close!

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

And the poster most likely to make a self-referential caption is...

 

[cooleddie74]

"...and the poster most likely to die in a puddle of their own sick with a dildo lodged in their rectum IS..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Get all the tricorder scans you can, Sulu.

Oh. Right. Sorry. Forgot we didn't bring one along.

Damn. We sure had our heads up our asses during the planning meeting, huh?


Correction: YOU had your head up mine."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "The guy with the most days completely missing without a trace from the board IS ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Wait a minute, The Ultimate Answer to The Great Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is...Shatmandu?"

 

[Turbo]

Most likely to drive a running joke into the ground IS?

 

[Outpost4]

^ You have a point?

 

[Rat Boy]

Most likely to drive a running joke into the ground IS?

Spock: "Show me Turbo!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Most likely to drive a running joke into the ground IS?

Guilty!

Joe, noting that George Takei is a homosexual

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Most likely to drive a running joke into the ground IS?

Most likely to wring just one more decent gag out of a running joke

 

[Turbo]

Most likely to be insulted by Mallory in an avatar contest thread IS?