TOS Caption Contest #78 - Spock Picks Pic

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "When we're done, we could beam over to Los Angeles and get ahold of Raquel Welch."
Sulu: "Dibs on the anus."
<pause>
Kirk: "It's always about the anus with you, isn't it?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "Hmm, Roswell, New Mexico, 1947. You don't suppose...?"

Kirk: "Quiet! We're looking for the footage on us. Who gives a crap about a bunch of whiny Ferengi?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Look at how antiquated this era's pocket pussies are."

 

[jackorama666]

hey some awesome pics there

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: We know what we must do, Ensign Zapruder.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "While we're here, you really, really need to watch the Army training film on the birds and the bees."

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Captain, have you ever considered this look for a comb-over?

 

[Michael]

Spock: "Unfortunately her mouth's too small ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "No."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "I have found a serious flaw in the Caretaker's machinery, Captain. This female automaton has the head of a fish."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Spock:No, that mouth is still too small for a Vulcan.
Sulu (Thinking): I'm in love!

 

[Rat Boy]

Porkins: "Mom?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Bothan spies tell us that the Emperor has a penchant for Crunchy Cheetos."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "... and then we travelled back to 1986 to rescue some whales. Next slide please..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Emperor Clinton here took office in 2020, after President Obama's two terms ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"...on my home planet of Vulcan, we call this condition 'Tranya Goggles.'"

 

[Shatmandu]

Senator Clinton didn't appreciate the "lesser races" touching her.

 

[cooleddie74]

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"She's a unique humanoid specimen from the little-known class-M world Gamma Cankles II."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Watch out for negative energy, Lieutenant.

Sulu: <groan>

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: Watch out for negative energy, Lieutenant.

Sulu: <groan>

Kirk: "Told you."