TOS Caption Contest #78 - Spock Picks Pic
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Too funny.
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Shatner: I gotta be in Star Trek XI. My fans NEED me!
Nimoy: As long as I get the girl.
Shatner: I gotta be in Star Trek XI. My fans NEED me!
Nimoy: As long as I get the girl.
Spock: "There, there. We'll just get another one."
Spock: "...the target area is only...what now, Mr. Scott?"
Scotty: "We lost another one."
Spock: "Fascinating. And we haven't even started the mission yet."
Luke: "That's it, we're all gonna die!"
*mass panic*
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Spock: By this point, our black ops team will have disabled the shield...
Luke: I wonder if it's too late to go into smuggling.
"She was designed with one major flaw: you have to go in from the rear...blind as a Tiberian bat...to score a hit. And let me tell you, it's no fun no matter HOW you go at this target."
"This one's only ten credits...and comes with her own funnel. A wise and logical deal."
"As you can see from this crude and quickly cobbled-together target map, the Ataris are located dead-center of the Valley of Tron...just 3.2 kilometers northwest of Sark Mountain."
KIRK:"We don't have much time...dig that old 8-mm snuff film out of your bag and load it onto this thing."
Kirk: "What say we swing by the Officer's Club and pick up a couple of dependent wives, buddy?"
Sulu looks down.
Spock made up the concept of Pon Far to hide his impotence. The word means "overcooked noodle" in the Vulcan language. No amount of posturing could change the truth.
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Spitzock: "Room 871, Mayflower Hotel. The door will be ajar."
New York fan: "We're all gonna die, aren't we?"
SULU:"I remember seeing archaic equipment like this when I was a kid...at the Bob Crane Deviancy Museum."
"I must admit, Captain, it's not every day we run into a planet where the female natives have skin this radiant and touched with the natural healing and rejuvinating properties of NOXZEMA.
NOXZEMA(tm). Ask for it by name."
