TOS Caption Contest #78 - Spock Picks Pic

[EliyahuQeoni]

Spock:"And this is from the time I gave a briefing on 'Running Gags.'"
Luke: "Geez! That is so last week..."

 

[Woulfe]

All The Rebels : WHEN DOES THIS HAPPEN IN THE MOVIE ?

Spock : We've done that joke allready, three times no less !

 

[Rat Boy]

Pilot: "Pardon me for asking, sir, but what good is all this against the Death Star?"

Spock: "I'm getting to it."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Be careful, Sulu. I hear some of this stuff belonged to Bob Crane. I don't want to see you go through an extensive decontamination when we get back."

This summer at the HOTEL LUXOR for three weeks only! See Leonard Nimoy and his dancing Tribble Girls as they one-up Siegfried and Roy make the contents of your wallets and credit cards disappear with delight!

 

[Gertch]

"Now THIS Captain, is what happens when tribbles grow up. Is it still hilarious that Scotty beamed them all away?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"CRAP.

None of this is Windows compatible. Let's go."

"Alicia here once did a favor for my father. When my mother was having her monthly visit from Aunt T'Flo."

 

[cooleddie74]

REBEL PILOT #14: "Ummmm...sir?

I hope this doesn't sound rude, but...WHO are you, and WHY are you showing us home movie recordings of events in another galaxy we've never even heard of before? I came here to learn how to blow up a battle station. Not watch a pointy-eared humanoid freak in blue velour tell us about the time he got drunk and chased his ship's doctor all over creation."

 

[Rat Boy]

R6-D9's "special" attachments activated at the most inconvenient times...

...but some pilots didn't seem to mind.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Spock: "And then I fired a photon torpedo up her exhaust port, if you know what I mean"
Luke (To Biggs): "We're all going to die, aren't we?"

 

[Rat Boy]

The real reason why Spock traveled to the galaxy far, far away? To snap a photo of Yarna d'al' Gargan.

 

[Shatmandu]

Nimoy: "Shatner has a black eye? Huh. I'll be damned ..."

<music goes thump thump thump thump thump thump thump>
Spock: "Gentlemen, it is logical for you to put your hands together for Ensign Candi. Her physical gyrations will cause your genitals to engorge with blood."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Spock: "And this is where I started showing them shots from my BBW collection. THose guys are sooo screwed!"

 

[26138]

I had to break Running Spock down into categories. The best unphotoshopped entry was submitted by a first time winner, 26138. Welcome to the club, sucker!

Thanks! Unfortunately, I'm not coming up with anything at the moment for the new pictures, but I'll think of something eventually.

 

[Shatmandu]

I hate colick.

Star Trek, sponsored in part by ... Swiffer.

Kirk: "If anyone finds us, you be inscrutable."

Spock: "Unfortunately for the young lady, I'm allergic to goosedown. Come along, Mister Sulu."

 

[26138]

Okay George, you find the Star Trek XI preview prints, and I'll replace Nimoy's scenes with The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins - That'll teach them not to ask us to be in it!

 

[Shatmandu]

Spitzock: "Room 871, Mayflower Hotel. The door will be ajar."

 

[Rat Boy]

General Nimoy: "The shaft is ray-shielded so you'll have to use proton torpedoes."

Not Wedge: "That's impossible! Even for a computer!"

Luke: "It's not impossible. I used to bulls-eye womprats in my T-16 back home and they're no bigger than two meters."

General Nimoy: "...then man your ships and may the Force be with you."

 

[Alyssa]

"Now THIS Captain, is what happens when tribbles grow up. Is it still hilarious that Scotty beamed them all away?"

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Classic Fan]

Sulu was rumbled when He and Kirk accidentally stumbled accross his secret home movie making/editing room on deck 22.

 

[Shatmandu]

Nimoy: "And this, folks, is why Shatner is not in the new movie."