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TOS Caption Contest #77 - Sunset Strip

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Robert Lansing: You will forget you ever saw me in this turkey.
 
Yeah, Leonard is one uncoordinated dude. It kills me everytime in "Shore Leave" when he and Shatner run from the Samurai. Nimoy leaps to his feet, runs about two steps, trips and stumbles and the Samurai seems to have to wait until he can get it together and get out of there.

Sir Rhosis
 
Can somebody put running Spock into a picture of Morgana (think that was her name), the chick with the 69DDD breasts who used to run onto baseball fields back in the 70s?

Sir Rhosis, unphotomanipulative
 
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Hurley: "Dude, I think this island's getting to me. I think I see Mr. Spock running around."

Jack: "Oh, come on, Hurley. Next thing you'll tell us is that you're a millionaire.
 
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Spock: Thank you, sir, for the use of your watch. I am indeed very late as well.
White Rabbit: Did you see the ears on that guy?!
 
Can somebody put running Spock into a picture of Morgana (think that was her name), the chick with the 69DDD breasts who used to run onto baseball fields back in the 70s?

Sir Rhosis, unphotomanipulative

Hear you go. There really is only one still I could find, of her hugging George Brett. And I found out it was Morganna, with two "N"s.

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Spock: "Did tell him no?"

Morrow: "Yep."

Spock: "And is he still going?"

Morrow: "Yep."

Spock: "This is the best punk'd I've ever done!"
 
Much thanks. :)

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Gary Seven: I am a supersentient entity of homo sapiens, born unto an unfathomable alien planteoid, set forth on an intergalactic mission of urgency to disarm Earth's nuclear arsenals, aided by my fantastically small gadgetry and a seductive cat lady metamorph who is even more seductive as a cat, my patronym is numerical... what's so damn funny?

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Spock lost his leg for Starfleet and for you.
 
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Gary Seven : (thinking) Wow that 'BC Bud' is some potent Shit.
Red shirt: Wow that 'BC Bud' is some potent Shit, for having just one hit.


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Spock realized he had one of the following
To have chronic diahrea all in one sitting. Diahrea Bubbles are classified into 5 classes:
*Class 1: Regular diahrea that you normally take at in home facilities.
*Class 2: Enhanced regular diahrea, where you have to speedwalk into a facility and you don't care if it's in a public facility.
*Class 3: When there is a time limit of 5 minutes or lower until total fecal defecation.
*Class 4: When you have to literally release wherever you are standing after you feel the warning.
*Class 5: No one has ever lived to tell. It's the final 21 grams that leaves your body after you die.
But couldn't narrow it down
 
I had a long, hellacious drive home from work today.

To pass the time, I thought up these:

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You were working?

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Scarecrow: "Is he out of his mind?"

Cowardly Lion: "He's got more courage than I got."

Tin Man: "I hear his heart's where his liver's supposed to be."
 
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