TOS Caption Contest #77 - Sunset Strip

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "If we're free to slap the bitch out of someone, I'm off to find the Doctor ..."

McCoy: "Spock? Nah, Captain, he's not available; he's findin' somewhere to take a quick shit ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy (around the corner): "Watch this."

Sisko: "Hey, isn't that Carl Spock?"

Dax: "No, Carl's the one with all the hair."

 

[Shatmandu]

John Connelly: “My God, they’re going to kill us all ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

 

[Shatmandu]

Nellie Connelly: "Well, maybe you can say Dallas doesn't love you ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Well, this is the grassy knoll and even though the president's been shot, there's no one here except me. This photograph must be...oh, shit; how am I explain this one to Temporal Investigations?"

 

[M'Sharak]

Aboard the Enterprise, it was informally known as "The Call of the Plomeek".

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Yeah, Jim, he's off to get the tickets. Tell a Vulcan that Journey's getting back together and they run like hell to the box office."

Spock: "Wait! Stop! The numbers are bad!"

 

[Starpaul20]

Tigh: What the hell is his problem?

 

[Rat Boy]

I don't envy Outpost4's task tomorrow.

 

[cooleddie74]

Tonight on a very special STAR TREK...the Guardian of Forever combines with too much Saurian brandy during pon farr to create a most dangerous and frightening change in Earth's history...

 

[cooleddie74]

SEVEN:"Don't turn and look, Ensign.

Commander Spock drank a lot of Aldebaran whiskey last night...and the man's going to need some privacy."

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Gary Seven: That hair-piece looks strangely familiar

 

[Outpost4]

I don't envy Outpost4's task tomorrow.

I have already thought about that and I don't have a good solution to picking winners.

Beyond punting. I'm leaving this one going an extra day, changing it on Sunday. This is too good of a time to end it early.

 

[cooleddie74]

SEVEN:"Don't tell anyone we did this.

I've got warrants for acts LESS embarassing and illegal."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Wait! Stop the game! The guy on second is stealing signs!"

Spock: "Wait! Stop the attack! It's a trap!"

Ackbar: "Hey, that's my line!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"And forget the NEGRO players, folks! Looks like we've got ourselves velour-shirted aliens with bowlcuts in the major leagues now!

How about that?"

ACKBAR:"He's got to CRAP!!!"

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

"Soylent Green is people! I must tell everybody!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Oh no...

I left the kal-toh game on!"

 

[Outpost4]

It's just a jump to the left...