TOS Caption Contest #76 - OverwHELMed

[Outpost4]

Balok puppet: You have three minutes!

 

[Rat Boy]

Bailey was frightened and Sulu intrigued when Dr. McCoy revealed he had half-green, half-red suppositories for everybody.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Mister Sulu, I do not recall agreeing to add a mirror ball to the bridge."

Bailey: "Yes, I did have a 20th Century relative who was shipwrecked on an island with six other people. Why do you ask?"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Bailey: I'm sorry, sir. We've tried everything we can. We just can't find Waldo.

 

[Rat Boy]

Thing was always willing to lend a hand.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Roddenberry: This will fix the >:-#ing ratings!

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Mister Bailey, please refrain from making that fart sound every time Mister Sulu bends over."
Bailey: "Sorry, Sir."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "I suppose this explains why our course has suddenly changed to Clarksville."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Ensign Davy: "Don't get excited man, its because I'm short I know..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Ensign Dolenz: "Yeah, we were looking for a fifth band member and we heard you had somebody who looked like they could fit in."

Kirk: "You know, I don't think I've seen Mr. Chekov all day."

***Later***

Chekov: "Are they gone yet?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov: "My blowjob technique? It was inwented by a little old lady just outside of Leningrad ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"No good, sir.

We can't rig an XBox to run on his console. Someone go get Mr. Gaetano's Playstation. I have an idea."

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"Uh oh.

A toll station's up ahead. Quick, Uhura...grab a handful of those metal slugs we picked up on that old Iron Age planet. I'll gun it as fast as we can go...you chuck those puppies out the port window as we pass."

 

[M'Sharak]

Monkeez ist de kraziest peepul.

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"Evasive maneuvers! Hard to starboard!

The contest is ending!"

 

[Outpost4]

Bailey: Abandon contest? But, sir, our new Garmin navigation is almost up and running.

 

[cooleddie74]

"We're trying to rig a subroutine module to make this damn contest END."

 

[Michael]

Kirk: "Lt. Bailey, what's up with that stupid hat?"

[I am the only one who sees it, right?]

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK(off-screen): "...and while you're at it, do something about that freaking Astrogator. Looks like a damned Parker Brothers game board or something."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk: "Lt. Bailey, what's up with that stupid hat?"

[I am the only one who sees it, right?]

Suck it cooleddie!!!!