TOS Caption Contest #76 - OverwHELMed

[Outpost4]

Sulu: You don't steer it as much as massage it, encouraging the ship to go
the direction you want. You push, gently but firmly, against its sinewy
backbone, caressing in with your fingertips. Push hard and it pushes back,
a charge rushing through your body....yes, that's it, lieutenant, you're a natural.

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Sulu: I'm telling you, we're not lost. I know exactly where we are!
Uhura: Just pull over at that small moon and ask for directions.
Sulu: That's no moon...it's a space station!

 

[Classic Fan]

Sulu: Ready, Spock. Right, Bailey, hold that reset button in with the that ionic pen, Lt. Guy Sixtyone twist those wires and touch them to the third relay and Spock, on three, we click the switches in unison and you should see an option to enter the 5,832 digit product key.

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"So...

Ever dream about what a phaser tastes like in your mouth?"

 

[cooleddie74]

BAILEY:"Dammit!!!

I told Mister Spock and the Captain we should have used Windows 2265 instead!"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Bailey: Sulu, I'll press Down, Up, B, A, B, A, B, A, then you hit Start, and we can continue with the mission.

Sulu; We could just buy a Game Genie.

 

[cooleddie74]

BAILEY:"It's no good, Sir.

We've tried and we've tried and then we tried again...but it won't work.

We can't rig this to give Mister Sulu unlimited lives and extra weapons."

 

[26138]

Major work had to be done to convert from HD-DVD to Blu-Ray.

Hahaha! This one actually made me laugh out loud!

 

[Outpost4]

Bert: "Ernie, I have no idea where you lost your rubber duckie."

 

[Rat Boy]

Ernie: "Quantum flux regulator. That starts with Q!"

Cookie Monster: "Regulator! Om-nom-nom-nom-nom!"

Bert: "You want to get us in trouble? One more reprimand and our felt butts get shipped back to Sesame Street!"

 

[Plecostomus]

Bailey: Sir, none of these blinking lights do anything!

I laughed out loud at this one.

 

[Plecostomus]

"ONE LIGHT GOES OUT THEY ALL GO OUT!!!"

 

[M'Sharak]

Bailey: I'll take "What's That Giant Spaceship?" for $800, Alex!
Guy under Nav desk: That wasn't funny the first time, dumbass! Or the second... or...

 

[Nerys Myk]

Sulu: Ok, lets try parallel parking.

 

[Shatmandu]

Bailey: "Hey! How about seatbelts, Mr. Spock?"
Spock: "Please complete your repairs as instructed, Mr. Bailey, and leave the thinking to those more evolved mentally, like myself."

Uhura: "I know how the last navigator earned this spot, Sulu. Don't even think about it."
Sulu: "Feh. Do females even have an anus?"

Starfleet Regulation #46212.3, Subsection 9:

All essential repair tools must be kept in an approved cigar box.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Bailey: Wait till she puts that damned earpiece in, then press the button and watch the sparks fly.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Uhura: .oO I wonder what this red button does? Oo.

Mr. Leslie: No! Not the wed won! Don't ever push the wed won!

Sulu: Yes, sir, we'll have her back in shape in no time. Just please don't let Uhura drive again.

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Mr. Leslie: .oO Odd, her tits don't look that big in red Oo.

 

[Shatmandu]

Bailey: "Well, Mister Spock, if you also want a cup holder installed at your station, all you have to do is ask."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kirk: On second thought, forget changing to XM. I'll stick with Sirius.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: But will it go to eleven?