TOS Caption Contest #76 - OverwHELMed

[scottydog]

Mickey Dolenz (offscreen singing): "...then I saw her face... now I'm a believer...."

 

[Gertch]

Sulu: "So how come the captain always looks over your shoulder and not mine?"

 

[Outpost4]

Leslie: That two-timing, backstabbing, lying...it's over, entire third shift bridge crew.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Leslie; Her uniform is the wrong colour, and why is the biophyiscist in the helmsman's chair... wait, this isn't the pilot episode!

 

[Rat Boy]

While Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. convinced Nichelle Nichols to stay with the show, it was the Reverend Jesse Jackson who encouraged her to convince the producers to make Uhura more upwardly mobile.

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Early attempts at finding that "perfect" Davy Jones wig for Walter Koenig failed miserably...and it didn't help that the "Davy Jones Fake Breasts" weren't quite right either.

**Thanks Ratboy for the photoshopped pic.

 

[cooleddie74]

BAILEY:"Dammit, Mister Spock...this is the last time I help Sulu rig his stupid helm console so he can get free cable!"

SULU:"So...Nyota...

Ever see a gay Asian naked?"

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu: Pavel, you used to be so butch!

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "Uh, I'm pretty sure this isn't the way to Rigel VII."

Uhura: "This is the way we're going, got it?!"

Sulu: "Aye, aye Captain."

 

[M'Sharak]

It looks like a short... caused by someone dropping coins into
the slot, sir; someone with... captain's braid on his sleeve...
who jingles his change while doing bridge inspections... sir.

Sulu: Yes sir, course laid in for... San Jose?!
Uhura: (thinking) Got you, bitch!

 

[cooleddie74]

"It's worse than we thought, sir.

Mister Sulu tried to put a euro into the ten-cent slot. We're gonna be here for a while."

UHURA:"Well, come on, Silent Hikaru! We've got to to get to Hollywood and keep those stone-cold mutha bitches from makin' that movie about us! Put the pedal to the metal...and make this mo-fo GO!!!"

 

[CaptainJon]

That was the moment when Sulu lost total interest in Chekov.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Anyone got a three-quarters socket wrench over there? The damn supply room only had three-eighths. We're NEVER gonna get these Lite-Brites working again at this rate."

There was a lot of tension on the Enterprise bridge.

Completely unworkable and doomed-to-failure sexual tension.

 

[Rat Boy]

A stuck-up Vulcan, drunken Scotsman, self-absorbed Russian, cantankerous doctor, and closeted helmsman; there was only one woman Captain Kirk trusted to keep things together while he was on vacation.

 

[Outpost4]

Bailey: DirecTV? Sir, I thought you said you wanted Dish Network.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Sulu?! Why are you and Bailey wearing assless chaps?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Bailey: There's got to be an easier way to get porn!

 

[cooleddie74]

BAILEY:"When I'm finished with Sulu's console, he's gonna be able to get all the Risan skin channels...for free!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"Big whoop.

You got promoted. Big deal.

I'm still the only one who gets lines."

 

[Rat Boy]

Following "To Serve All My Days," Dr. McCoy's initial attempts to revive Chekov were less than successful.