TOS Caption Contest #76 - OverwHELMed

[Outpost4]

Wait - the contest is being changed after a week? What's wrong? Nothing. It always happens this way, right?

Last week, Burger King was the big winner. Because of that, I'll have the winning combo of Nerys Myk, The Laughing Vulcan, SpiderMonkeeDolenz and Shatmandu. Can I get some ketchup with that? Joe's entry won for how it alone supersized the whole contest.

Just get me a meeting with J.J. is all I'm asking!!!!

Charlie: "What does it mean, exact change only?"

Anticipating a McCain loss, the GOP assembled its team of candidates for the 2012 election.

Kirk: "Whaddaya mean you're not selling Whoppers anymore?"

This week we are spending time on the bridge.

Warp speed!




TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (10x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
DrBob (6x)
DS9Sega (3x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (12x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
Kahloke
Kegek
KJM
Mallory
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (5x)
Nerys Myk (11x)

Plus one this time for a total of 12!
Noname Given
Outpost4 (12x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (17x)
Redfern
SciFi75 (2x)
scottydog (12x)
Shatmandu (6x)

Plus one this time for a total of 7!
Sir Rhosis
SpiderMonkeeDolenz(2x)

Plus one this time for a total of 3!
T'Bonz (5x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Laughing Vulcan (8x)

Plus one this time for a total of 9!
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (6x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness
Tim M (3x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (3x)

 

[Outpost4]

Bailey: Don't worry, captain, we'll have it ready for your date.

Sulu: I love a gal in uniform.

 

[Rat Boy]

Bailey: "Sorry sir, it'll be ready by Tuesday."

Mr. Leslie could have sworn something wasn't right with this picture, but couldn't quite place his finger on it.

 

[Outpost4]

Bailey: If I may say so, sir, you never should have installed Vista.

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu: So, lieutenant, did you know navigator and masturbator rhyme?

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Another 32K of RAM and this baby should really hum, sir.

Even Uhura herself would get distracted looking at her breasts.

Wait a minute, are you sure these things are supposed to have fuses and surge protectors?

 

[Rat Boy]

Bailey: "We live on a starship that can travel the galaxy but we still have to call India for tech support?"

Uhura: "I don't see what Chekov's complaining about. This isn't so hard."

Sulu: "You do realize you've plotted a course for the sun, right?"

 

[Balthier the Great]

This week we are spending time on the bridge.

Now splice those wires together and we should be able to hack into Kirk's secret porn database!

Use the Force, Uhura.
Let go, Uhura, let go.
Feel the force flowing through you.

 

[Rat Boy]

Machinist Mate 3rd Class C. Monster's final day on the job.

 

[Shatmandu]

I accept this win , and I dedicate it to all the Burger King employees who yearn to break free and kill everyone they can before offing themselves.

Bailey: "What the fuck? Captain, someone installed a suction device underneath here ..."

<stereo is blaring>

Leslie: "Why are we driving so slowly, and in the wrong lane?"

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu: Lieutenant, never drive with your eyes closed.

 

[Rat Boy]

Cookie Monster: "Not as good as cookie, but taste better than multi-colored cubes."

 

[Outpost4]

Roddenberry: No, no, no. I said I wanted a kooky monster in this episode.

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu: Uhura, just to let you know, my hailing frequencies aren't open.

 

[Gertch]

Bailey: "Sorry Captain but the fryolater is down again."
Kirk: "I want those hash browns in 3 minutes mister!"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Bailey; Sir, none of these blinking lights do anything!

 

[scottydog]

Uhura's "There's Something About Mary" earring design.

 

[M'Sharak]

Lieutenant Sulu! He's making a move for the cookie... er, the astrogator again!

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "I am...concerned about our new crewman."

Kirk: "Oh?"

Spock: "Last week he tried to eat a tricorder."

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Mr. Leslie: [thinking] Stupid Starfleet and their damn 'Affirmative Action'.