TOS Caption Contest #75 - Time Warped

[Ihlecreations]

She didn't believe him when he said it was like a babys arm holding an apple, so he proved it.

Kirk: I swear Spock I will hold your Whopper, it Doesn't matter if you have small hands. But I want Burger King!

 

[Classic Fan]

After detecting a disturbance in Kirks abdominal internal organs after transport, and the fact that Kirk refused to admit what had gone on planet-side, McCoy administered the 'SERS' (Surprise Emergency Rectal Scanner).

It was clear, however, by the look on Scottys face, that he knew more than he was letting on.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"You wouldn't believe your eyes, Spock! Fields and fields of wavy, golden plomeek soup broth as far as you can see!"

 

[CaptainJon]

"She had an ass this small!"

 

[SciFi75]

Rand always enjoyed walking past Crewman Longdong.

 

[SciFi75]

Kirk: I know it's crazy but when you look at the shadow you can't just help but think that's what it is.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk: Come on Spock turn off the force field! Scotty and McCoy just started a smelly fart contest!!!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Charlie wasn't sure what the Captain had used to write "Kirk Wuz Here," but he had an idea.

Scotty: "Switch our genitals again! Energize!"

Kirk: "Whaddaya mean you're not selling Whoppers anymore?"

 

[Outpost4]

Charlie: Humm, basket weave, too.

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Whaddaya mean you're not selling Whoppers anymore?"

Awesome!

 

[Shatmandu]

The night before, Rand had been little frightened when Charlie looked at his crotch and rolled his eyes up in his head. But the fear didn't last long.

 

[Outpost4]

Rand's tricorder was set to tickle.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Whaddaya mean you're not selling Whoppers anymore?"

Awesome!

It made me laugh, too. Love jokes like that, that surprise me.

I actually just looked up a Burger King fry guy hat, 1960's style, to add a special touch (you have to love the internet):

Kirk: "Whaddaya mean you're not selling Whoppers anymore?"

 

[Outpost4]

^

Kirk: What is it about "no tomatoes" you don't understand?

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "No soup for you! Next!"

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: No, Mr. Scotty's truck in his Kid's Club Meal was fine. It was mine that was broken. I don't think asking for a functioning monster truck is too much, do you?

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Special orders do not upset us. We have no emotions."

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Kirk demonstrates what he means by "Hold the bun."


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Spock: "I observed you last time. To request No-Salt fries and then to salt them when you reach your table is illogical."
Kirk: "I JUST WANT THEM FRESH!"


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Kirk demonstrates what Scotty left to clog the toilet.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Does this look like a Whopper to you?"

Spock: "Would you like to see my manager?"

 

[Gertch]

Charlie liked the look of her buns and decided to see Mr Spock to get some of his own.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "The King told me what the Special Sauce is, you asshole ..."