TOS Caption Contest #75 - Time Warped

[Outpost4]

Hey, the board has been down for three weeks, right? I couldn't log on. And it looks so different now.

Sorry for the delay. A trip to Idaho became the endless snowstorm. Never try to cross Wyoming in the winter. A short case of the flu didn't help, either.

There have been a few winners this time. I wonder why? The first two are for the Best Jokes About The Contest, with cooleddie getting the timing right on. The last three our normal winners. Congratulations and patience will be awarded to all of you.

SPOCK:"Twenty credits says this contest will go on another three to seven solar days."

SCOTT:"Yer bloody on."

McCOY:"What the hell...count me in."

Spock: "The lines on the screen indicate the length of..."

McCoy: "Dammit, Spock, you've already used that caption!"

Scotty: "Bugger. Now we're starting to repeat ourselves!"

Nimoy: "No, just me. You're both dead."

Shahna: OK, flyboy, you were so keen to check out the "green carpet?" This'll give you one of your own.

Gene (out of corner of his mouth): "Keep searching. I'm sure that prize check is in my pocket somewhere."

Before I post the new pics, I need to put this one up. Sir Rhosis also sent me this picture of current and former Campbell winners George Zebrowski, Pohl, Gregory Benford, Jack McDevitt, Brian Aldiss and Harry Harrison. Boy, Pohl has sure gotten older of the past forty years and three weeks. If anybody wants to come up with a caption for this picture, please go ahead.

I actually had these next pictures selected before I went to Idaho but I gave my laptop away on the trip. That was another reason for the delay. I hope the young Mormon couple I gave it to don't find my stash of Rat Boy and Shatmandu captions on the hard drive. It could destroy their faith.

Post away. I'll change it next weekend. I promise.



TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (10x)

Plus one this time for a total of 11!
cultcross
DeafPoet
DrBob (6x)
DS9Sega (3x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (11x)

Plus one this time for a total of 12!
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
Kahloke
Kegek
KJM
Mallory
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (5x)
Nerys Myk (11x)
Noname Given
Outpost4 (12x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (16x)

Plus one this time for a total of 17!
Redfern
SciFi75 (2x)
scottydog (12x)
Shatmandu (5x)

Plus one this time for a total of 6!
Sir Rhosis
SpiderMonkeeDolenz

Plus one this time for a total of 2!
T'Bonz (5x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Laughing Vulcan (8x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (6x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness
Tim M (3x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (3x)

 

[Outpost4]

Charlie: I hope I get to slap your ass for three weeks straight!

Kirk: ...and Scotty got a lap dance from this girl with the most perfect butt...

 

[Nebusj]

Science Fiction: truly, the literature of the young.

But he just wanted to tear off her inventory-control tag is all!

``And I know this place on Argelius -- picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies -- some body calls you -- you're not going, are you? For this girl with kaleidoscope eyes?''

 

[Rat Boy]

Guess who found out where Nimoy's bike was hidden?

Kirk: "You know, Spock, you had a better sense of humor on the old BBS software."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Scotty is taking me on a hunt for snipes, viscous creatures with a horn this long...

 

[Outpost4]

Charlie: When the captain said you were a piece of tail, he must have been mistaken.

 

[Outpost4]

Al Michaels: Do you believe in miracles?

 

[Rat Boy]

Charlie: "Captain Kirk told me to give you that cucumber. He said you'd know what to do with it."

Spock: "I'm afraid I do not entirely understand the motivations of this man from Nantucket you speak of."

 

[Kegek]

The field of great science fiction writers features a highly diverse variety of elderly lily white American patriarchs.

It was to be their special secret.

Kirk: Spock, aliens stole my duritos! Oh, the humanity of it all!

 

[Rat Boy]

What he didn't know was that Rand was laughing over the fact he forgot to zip his fly.

Kirk: "Really? This big? And forked?"

 

[NAHTMMM]

"Ha, that was an easy bet."

"Ha, I can't believe I actually got her to wear a basket on her head!"

 

[scottydog]

Charlie: "... and this shadow puppet is a little old lady...."

Kirk: "I have to poop, there are no bathrooms on board, and so I need you to beam this much poo out of my lower intestines immediately!"

 

[26138]

Charlie discovers just how short Rand's miniskirt really is.

 

[Woulfe]

Old Sci-Fi Guys : Don't laugh, lets see what YOU guys will look like after 40 years !

Fans : Some of us were young in the 60's too you know.....

Charlie : Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, like big butts and I cannot lie......

Kirk : Are you saying that the butt in question is this big, Spock ?

 

[Gertch]

Everyone was all smiles on the psychedelic deck.

Kirk: "I just need you to beam up this rock I found in the caverns. It's about a meter long and this wide."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Just get me a meeting with J.J. is all I'm asking!!!!

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Outpost4, Ratboy, Shatmandu and others celebrate the end of Caption Contest #74.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk: Spock don't close your account, vBulletin will change the way you post, believe me!

 

[scottydog]

Scottydog: "I'm so old these guys don't even look old to me."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Spock, there are dangerous breasts on this planet. Keep a transporter lock on us at all times.
McCoy: Jim, don't you mean "dangerous beasts"?
Scotty: Trust me, doctor, he meant "breasts".