TOS Caption Contest #73 - Private Time

[Gertch]

Chapel: "Oh that's what it was Doctor. The bathroom is out of paper."

 

[Rat Boy]

Balok's puppet: "I feel so used."

 

[MANT!]

Chekov "Ahh..Vorker's Paradise Vodka, Much alcohol, much numbness. Now I can forget that night vith Sulu playing 'Tvister'."

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov was lousy at the "I Never" drinking game.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

No matter how much he drank Chekov could not get rid of the taste of his fisrt BJ

McCoy :" nuse why are you wearing three tribbles on your head?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

De made a quick exit before he was caught in Majel's soft focus close up.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY- Might be time to call it quits lads. I'm starting to see Klingons with bumps on their heads.

 

[Tim]

SCOTTY: And then I said, "Show me yer tribble, lassie."

Doc Don Juan loves, then leaves...

 

[battrekker]

And he was done in one minute!!!

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "Skunk on head, Olfactory emergency!"

 

[Hambone]

Freeman: OK, my turn. Everyone who's made it with Sulu, take a drink.

Chekov: Aw, man!

Scotty: Hurhurhur.

Intercom: Dr. McCoy, report to the lab! On the double!

McCoy: The lab? What is it?

Intercom: Its a little room where we do experiments...but that's not important right now.

McCoy: I'm on my way!

Chapel: Did I leave the iron on...?

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty, wiggling eyebrows: "Sad tale, lad, but who do ye think gave Uhura the Denebian Crotch Rot?"

McCoy: "Just leave the sperm sample on the counter, Spock. C'mon, Nurse."
Door: "Phhh-Shhhht."

 

[Woulfe]

McCoy : I'll be back in a minute.

Balok Puppet : That's what you said last time !

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Balok Puppet: "I knew I shouldn't have worn the green blusher. He totally ignored me standing against this wall." snif

 

[Outpost4]

Ensign Freeman: I wonder what's happening on the Enterprise, now that Dr. McCoy knows he only has a year to live?

 

[Nebusj]

``Now, laddies, don't go staring, but, on my left there, isn't that Doctor Bashir?''
``No, no, I think he's the one behind you on the right.''

McCoy hastily leaves before Chapel discovers he glued her hair to the wall.

 

[Nerys Myk]

McCoy exits singing- "From the coonskip cap on the top of ol' Daniel, to the heels of his rawhide shoes..."

Chapel- "Why does he sing that song when I wear my hair this way?"

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Scotty (To Ensign): ...and that's why I made a 'wee pee-pee' in Chekov's drink.

***dialog immediately prior to this scene...***
McCoy: Damn-it Nurse Chapel, I don't care about you're "needs"...I'm a doctor, not a gigolo.

 

[Outpost4]

Freeman: So, Mr. Chekov, have you figured out yet why there are only men in this bar?

McCoy: Sorry, nurse, but I don't have time. I've got to go out drinking with the boys.

 

[M'Sharak]

Little-known missing scene from "The Trouble with Tribbles"

Outpost4 said:

Freeman: So, Mr. Chekov, have you figured out yet why there are only men in this bar?

[Chekhov's eyes widen and he does a spit-take. Freeman ends up wearing most of it. Scotty falls out of his chair.]

FX: Laugh track (including the woman with the annoyingly goofy laugh)

Korax: (from the bar) I'm sorry... I missed that; could you tell it again... from the beginning?