TOS Caption Contest #73 - Private Time

[blakbyrd]

^ Here:

Son_of_Soong said:

Scotty "And then he told me he was from a place called Deep Space Nine..."

 

[Son_of_Soong]

Thanks :-)

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Nurse, where the hell am I supposed to be going? I've been walking around in a circle for a week!"

 

[Outpost4]

^ Chapel, to herself: Doctor, you are a circle jerk all by yourself.

 

[cooleddie74]

FREEMAN:"Know what the best thing about the K-7 bar is? They guarantee up to 75% less alien backwash in each and every drink. And that says something nowadays!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Christine pined for Leonard...but could never tell him because of his ferocious mood swings and A.D.D.

 

[blakbyrd]

Son_of_Soong said: Thanks :-)

You're welcome. :thumbsup:

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov: "Sulu said this was a great bar, but I don't see a single female in here other than the waitress. <takes drink>"

 

[Rat Boy]

Freeman: "Don't phase me, bro...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: Drink 'til ye green, boys, and then drink some more!

 

[M'Sharak]

Freeman: I've gotta hand it to you, Commander: the fake eyeball in
the cocktail's a nice touch. Where did you find it?
Scotty: A'right, laddie, I've told ye about the finger, haven't I?
Chekov: [snorts in his drink]

 

[Shatmandu]

Stuntman: "But Chekov, you understand that Sulu doesn't have a sister, right?"
Chekov: "Uh ..."
Scotty, smirking: "He's got a wig, though."
Chekov: "Oy." <guzzles drink>

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"They're right, lads.

Seems Diet Dr. Pepper does taste more like regular Dr. Pepper. Who bloody knew?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"FINE, then! Go! Leave me!

Run off to drain your precious swollen prostate and leave me flustered, unsatisfied and wanting more! You...you PIG!!!"