TOS Caption Contest #73 - Private Time

^ Here:

 

Thanks :-)

 

McCoy: "Nurse, where the hell am I supposed to be going? I've been walking around in a circle for a week!"

 

^ Chapel, to herself: Doctor, you are a circle jerk all by yourself.

 

FREEMAN:"Know what the best thing about the K-7 bar is? They guarantee up to 75% less alien backwash in each and every drink. And that says something nowadays!"

 

Christine pined for Leonard...but could never tell him because of his ferocious mood swings and A.D.D.

 

You're welcome. :thumbsup:

 

Chekov: "Sulu said this was a great bar, but I don't see a single female in here other than the waitress. <takes drink>"

 

Freeman: "Don't phase me, bro...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

 

Scotty: Drink 'til ye green, boys, and then drink some more!

 

Stuntman: "But Chekov, you understand that Sulu doesn't have a sister, right?"
Chekov: "Uh ..."
Scotty, smirking: "He's got a wig, though."
Chekov: "Oy." <guzzles drink>

 

SCOTTY:"They're right, lads.

Seems Diet Dr. Pepper does taste more like regular Dr. Pepper. Who bloody knew?"

 

"FINE, then! Go! Leave me!

Run off to drain your precious swollen prostate and leave me flustered, unsatisfied and wanting more! You...you PIG!!!"