TOS Caption Contest #71 - The Naked Sulu

[scottydog]

Enter the Dragon starring Bruce Lee.

 

[Outpost4]

And Sulu wondered why he never could get a date.

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy is overcome by the 359th consecutive September swoon by the Chicago Cubs.

 

[Gertch]

"You know Bones, sometimes I worry just how close you and your Kermit puppet are."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: It's just a zit, Bones. Everyone gets them.

 

[cooleddie74]

Sulu TOLD Riley he gave hot head...but until this moment, Kevin didn't believe him.

 

[cooleddie74]

"I...I'm sorry. Sorry, Jim.

I just got bad news from Earth. Joanna got knocked up by a space hippie and is having his baby."

 

[Rat Boy]

Unfortunately, Sulu didn't react too well to the Red Savina peppers in Riley's hot wings.

Kirk: "Uh, Bones? Why are you sniffing my towel?"

 

[cooleddie74]

RILEY:"Mamma Mia!!! That's-a spicy gay helmsman!!"

"Bones...huffing paint fumes off an old rag isn't going to bring that dead crewman back to life."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Bones, That's the worst James Brown impersonation ever!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Doctor McCoy's blackheads and cysts were getting worse and worse with each passing year of the Enterprise's mission.

 

[cooleddie74]

Suddenly, the mystery of why five crewmen had suffered first-degree genital burns and trauma was solved.

 

[Outpost4]

Everyone took an early lunch when the doors opened a hair late for Kelley.