TOS Caption Contest #71 - The Naked Sulu

[Outpost4]

You folks are hot. Six pages of contest over as many days. There's a whole lot of funny going on here.

Last week we had a Squire, a Dr and a former Captian all win. Clothes don't make the man. A title does.

Winners of the regular contest were The Squire of Gothos and Gertch with these two entries:

Gertch said:

It was when Kirk gazed at a woman above the neck that Spock realized it really wasn't the Captain.

The Squire of Gothos said:

Romulans never dip their headlights.

And no list of winners would be complete with out a Hell, Yeah! going out to DrBob for this marvelous photoshop:

DrBob said:

Kirk: "She's behind me, isn't she?"

Congratulations go out to all three of you.

This week I am taking caps from TrekCore's recent posting of HD screen caps of The Naked Time. Here's a secret to anybody doing this caption contest in the future. If you ever get stuck looking for a picture to caption, go immediately to The Naked Time. There is always something new to pick from. I passed on the obvious ones this time to go with these two caps. Expect to see Sulu With His Sword again in the future.

Go crazy and paint the walls!


TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (10x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
DrBob (5x)

Plus one this time for a total of 6!
DS9Sega (2x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (9x)

Plus one this time for a total of 10!
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
Kahloke
KJM
Mallory
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (4x)
NathanielM (2x)
Nerys Myk (11x)
Noname Given
Outpost4 (12x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (16x)
Redfern
SciFi75 (2x)
scottydog (11x)
Shatmandu (4x)
Sir Rhosis
SpiderMonkeeDolenz
T'Bonz (5x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Laughing Vulcan (8x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (4x)

Plus one this time for a total of 5!
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness
Tim M (3x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (2x)

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu: And I can keep this erection for hours!

Kirk: Bones, it was just a rabbit.

 

[Gertch]

Awesome! Thanks for the win. There were a lot of great entries.

"I looked back, using stock footage, and there's the Captain - dressed as Rand! Hair and everything. For the first time I wasn't interested at all!"

"See Bones. I can hardly stand the smell myself."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sulu: "I told them, didn't I tell them? I told them to go Bluray, but would they listen?"

Kirk: "Bones, will you pull youself together. I'm sure it will be sorted out."

McCoy: "You don't know how much I spent on those Remastered Trek HD DVD sets."

 

[Outpost4]

^ You did that just for me, didn't you, TLV?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Outpost4 said:
^ You did that just for me, didn't you, TLV?

If it wasn't before, it is now.

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu was anxious to show off his Al Jolsen imitation at Friday night's talent show.

McCoy: I really thought Justin and Cameron would make it.

 

[Gertch]

McCoy: "I was watching some old Earth news tapes. Why can't they just leave Brittany alone!?!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "...and if you ever sing that damn song about Kathleen again, I'll..."

Kirk: "Oh, so your wife divorced you and your daughter hates your guts; big deal, Bones. Now help me figure out what to do with this sexual harassment suit from Rand."

 

[Woulfe]

Sulu : It's THIS big !

Kevin : Really ?

Sulu : I can show you.

McCoy : He wasn't jokeing it is THAT big.

Kirk : So is Kevin going to be allright ?

McCoy : I was able to seperate them successfully.

 

[scottydog]

Sulu: "See? Doing it doesn't give me hairy palms."

Kirk: "Gesundheit. Bones, maybe it's time to wash that white handkerchief."

 

[USS Mariner]

Sulu: "JAZZ HANDS, BIAAAAAAATCH!"

Kirk: "I can see your Bird from here, Bones."

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu: And Alakazam! If you check your right pocket, you'll find the magic quarter in there.

 

[CaptainJon]

Sulu: Who do you think Riker got the "crotch-in-the-face" stance from?

 

[Tim]

SULU: Don't worry! What happens on Risa stays on Risa!

KIRK: Bones, show us on the doll where Sulu touched you.

 

[CaptainJon]

Kirk: I was looking for that when I finished last night!

 

[Gertch]

Tim M said:
KIRK: Bones, show us on the doll where Sulu touched you.

Sulu: "If I was two-faced would I be wearing this one?"

 

[CaptainJon]

Sulu: They say if you make a face long enough it gets stuck like that. They were right.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "What do we got?"

McCoy: "Nothing. No name, no other alias. Clothing is custom. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint."

Joker: "Evening, Commissioner."

 

[CaptainJon]

Kirk: Bones, what's wrong?
McCoy: Sulu got me in the eye.