TOS Caption Contest #69 - Christmas Cheer
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McCOY:"Do you know 'Free Sehlat'?"
"Borgas frat...can't get the bloody cubes stacked just right...keep collapsin'."
"Bloody hell!
I sank me own battleship!"
It took a while but Scotty learned that it was best to use the 4x1 brick vertically for a Tetris.
McCOY:"Ya mind keepin' it down, Spock? No offense or anything personal, but not everyone on this ship loves a Captain and Tennille tune as much as you apparently do."
"I knew it.
Bloody termites in the bulkheads."
McCoy; Ok, its just us, the arboretum is empty, is it really double ended?
And so the legend begins...
McCOY:"I'd ask if you knew 'Ain't Nuthin' But a G Thang'...but somethin' tells me that...unlike your ears...it'd be pretty damn pointless."
Heres a few random captions for Scotty 
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[image]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-1/940070/scottystool.JPG[/image]
"Bullshit detector"
"Batteries not included"
"Megatrons codpiece"
After reassembeling the warp engines, there was always a weird piece left over.
Scotty: "I dunno what it is, its heavy so it must be expensive."
Scotty repaired everything with his favourite hot glue gun.
Scottys Xmas present "Aye a titanium sporran - just what I've always wanted!"
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[image]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-1/940070/scottystool.JPG[/image]
"Bullshit detector"
"Batteries not included"
"Megatrons codpiece"
After reassembeling the warp engines, there was always a weird piece left over.
Scotty: "I dunno what it is, its heavy so it must be expensive."
Scotty repaired everything with his favourite hot glue gun.
Scottys Xmas present "Aye a titanium sporran - just what I've always wanted!"
DrBob, it's always nice to see you. Stop by more often.
DrBob said:
Heres a few random captions for Scotty
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"Bullshit detector"
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"Batteries not included"
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"Megatrons codpiece"
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After reassembeling the warp engines, there was always a weird piece left over.
.
Scotty: "I dunno what it is, its heavy so it must be expensive."
.
Scotty repaired everything with his favourite hot glue gun.
.
Scottys Xmas present "Aye a titanium sporran - just what I've always wanted!"
Scotty was frustrated at being unable to post images to the BBS.
(Seriously, can we not give DrBob image posting privileges?)
McCOY:"If you need us, Spock, we'll be on the bridge. Well out of earshot of the screeching noise you like to call 'music.' "
"Borgas frat! Bloody thing takes 'D' cells?!"
Scotty: "Hmmmm, Mr. Spock just sent me a link to a video called 'Two Girls, One Cup.' I wonder what this is about..."
*a minute or so later*
Scotty: "Borgas Frat! Ye Gods! My eyes!"
McCoy: "Do you realize what you've done, Spock? I had to hypo Scotty full of tranquilizers just to get him to calm down."
Spock: "But I did catch his reaction on video. It shall be posted on YouTube tonight."
Yes, doctor, but this one goes to eleven!
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battrekker said:
Yes, doctor, but this one goes to eleven!
J.
McCoy: "I checked the Vulcan medical database! I understand everything! We need to get you to Vulcan to fight to the death with a professional harp player in 48 hours, or you'll die! In the meantime, keep attempting to have sex with that harp in public as many times as you like, with my compliments! Mind you, I thought inviting an audience was a bit much..."
Scotty: (thinking) "The rumor is, some minor grunt technician named Miles O'Brien couldn't work this, so maybe it's time to admit I can't either... While I'm at it, I'll ask the first guy who comes along what a 'transtater' is... and whether sour cream is good on it. They won't care if I don't know what I'm doing... they let me take as much time as I want when there's an emergency! Every other starship fired me for that!"