TOS Caption Contest #69 - Christmas Cheer

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Do you think we can get Davey Jones to join our band?

 

[Maurice]

At long last, Scotty located the Plot Device™.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "What the hell was that? We could have nailed 'Beyond Antares' on Expert, but then you had to screw up the final chord!"

Scotty: "'cuse me while I whip this out."

 

[Gertch]

Scotty tries to understand the ridicule over his 3 nacelle kit bashing.

 

[M'Sharak]

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!

 

[Nerys Myk]

McCoy: The lyric is "Excuse me while I kiss the sky". Not "Kiss this guy!"

DJ: "This one goes out to Scotty, working the late shift on Christmas...."

 

[BriGuy]

It's just a toy, she said. Don't feel so threatened, she said. But come on - look at this bloody thing! How can a human male compete??

 

[M'Sharak]

The promo claimed it'd put her into a whole other dimension, but
Scotty had thought it was just another inflated advertising claim.

or

"Bag o' Cats"? Ha, I wonder what that setting does?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty opens his Christmas gift from Spock; a Vulcan sex toy with the warning: "Use once every seven years."

 

[Outpost4]

There are some really great captions this time. The eggnog must be having an effect. Keep drinking.

 

[M'Sharak]

Aye, he's stuck in the shaft for sure -- just shy o' Junction Three, looks like.
Laddie, look up the regs on spacing redshirts who wear white trim, will ye?

 

[Gil T.Azell]

RedShirt said:

Scotty: "Oh for the love of... I told her never to text me while I'm working. What the hell does "OMGLMAOGTFOBBQXYZ!!1" mean, anyway?"

And after Scotty (scrooled down from the "OMGLMAOGTFOBBQXYZ!!1" text); "My god those things are as big as Nessie!, and a fair bit prettier to"

McCoy:"Lets see you do Eruption?"
Kirk" Back srteet boys"
Uhura:"Play Misty for Me?"

 

[Rat Boy]

In honor of DrunkenSanta's avatar:

Spock: "I'm on my fucking lunch break!"

 

[Super Grover]

Thanks for th Blazing Saddles quotes.

Spock - "I'm the lead singer, I'm the one everyone comes to see. You guys are just the backup, I could replace any one of you. You've all been holding me back, get out of here, your all fired."

Great, this needs a three prong AC adapter, do they even make those anymore?

or

To start, press any key. Where's the Any Key?

 

[Gertch]

McCoy: "Tell us just one more time how you got your head stuck in there."

 

[M'Sharak]

Oh, I'm sure, Spock! "It goes to leh-wun." That's a good one!

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Spock, you need to stop playing right now. People are clearing the room. Keep it up and no one will ever come in here again.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "We're the three wise men..."
Uhura: "One wise woman and two wise men.
Kirk: "Yeah, and we bring gifts for the new born king. I bring a guitar for his lord."
Uhura: "I bear another guitar, and a double deep-fried squirrel burger."
McCoy: "And I bear genetically engineered side-burns and... hold on there Spock, what are you supposed to be?"
Spock: "The harp is indicative Doctor, I am the Archangel Gabriel."
McCoy: "Could have fooled me, you look more like Satan. Don't remember a Satan at the birth of..."
Spock: "Nevertheless, I am the Archangel Gabriel."
McCoy: "And where is the Graceland Stable, the Rhinestone Manger, the little baby Elvis? This is the worst nativity ever!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Now ye know why we call them cabers."

 

[Noname Given]

Spock and Crowd: "Hey, hey we're the Trekkies, and people say we're Trekkin' around..."

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Mr. Scott: "HDMI, DVI, Component...Argh! I wish the captain would quit making me redo his Home Theatre setup everytime some new video format is available. Warp Engines are much easier to work with."