Kirk: "We're the three wise men..."
Uhura: "One wise woman and two wise men.
Kirk: "Yeah, and we bring gifts for the new born king. I bring a guitar for his lord."
Uhura: "I bear another guitar, and a double deep-fried squirrel burger."
McCoy: "And I bear genetically engineered side-burns and... hold on there Spock, what are you supposed to be?"
Spock: "The harp is indicative Doctor, I am the Archangel Gabriel."
McCoy: "Could have fooled me, you look more like Satan. Don't remember a Satan at the birth of..."
Spock: "Nevertheless, I am the Archangel Gabriel."
McCoy: "And where is the Graceland Stable, the Rhinestone Manger, the little baby Elvis? This is the worst nativity ever!"