TOS Caption Contest #67 - Love and Death

[Outpost4]

Our second quicky contest is over. The winners are:

Rat Boy said:

Spock: "I was in college; I required the monetary compensation."

SciFi75 said:

Two men enter. One toupee leaves.

Rat Boy pads his lead as the all time caption winner and it's the second win for SciFi75. Congrats, both of you.

These pics will be up for a week:

TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
ancient
Bad Atom
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (10x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
DrBob (5x)
DS9Sega
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (9x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
Kahloke
KJM
Mallory
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (4x)
NathanielM (2x)
Nerys Myk (10x)
Noname Given
Outpost4 (12x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (14x)

Plus one this time for a total of 15!
Redfern
SciFi75

Plus one this time for a total of 2!
scottydog (10x)
Shatmandu (4x)
Sir Rhosis
SpiderMonkeeDolenz
T'Bonz (5x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Laughing Vulcan (6x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (4x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness
Tim M (3x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (2x)

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk had no idea Spock would be so allergic to Chapstick.

Kirk: Damn it, I'm supposed to get the girl!

 

[Gertch]

"Bill, I just realized. We could be doing this for 40 years."

Scotty: "Welll, she's not green. But I'll letcha know."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk madly searches for the release valve, realizing Spock had been over-inflated to 48 psi.

Scott: She wants to try on my shirt.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock could bear any humiliation heaped on him by the Platonians, but being forced to french kiss Kirk brought up too many questions.

"Aye, she's a slut!"

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk was concerned that now when he pulled the string, all he got was, Fascina--.

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: First, she shaves.

 

[Gertch]

Scotty: "Captain, ain't she the cutest lass?"
Woman (flattered): "Oh Mr Scott, you slay me."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk: "Spock! Spock, what is it?!"

Spock: "Bah ... bah ... Berman!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Nimoy: "E tu, Shatner?"

McCoy: "Should we tell him?"

Kirk: "If he can figure out that's really a man beforehand, then he deserves what he gets."

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "Unbelievable. You know the Vulcan breast grip."

McCoy: "Say one word about his missing finger and they'll close this caption contest."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Oh great, now I have to kill another best friend before they turn into an arrogant, god-like being."

McCoy: "Can I help?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

scottyuletide said:

McCoy: "Say one word about his missing finger and they'll close this caption contest."

Kirk: "So Scotty, You given her the finger yet?"

Scotty: "So help me, one more crack like that, I'll fucking stab someone!"

 

[LeadHead]

Shatner tries to comfort Nimoy after he reads the Script for "Spock's Brain."

McCoy: Jim, something's wrong with this picture. Scotty's getting the girl. I've got a bad feeling about it.
Kirk: Don't worry Bones, I'm sure everything will work out.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE TO LOVE ME!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Tharpridge In A said:

Kirk: "Told you he'd find out."

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

Doohan: "I just gave her 5 orgasms in 10 minutes. Top that Shatner!"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Shatner; Jesus Len alright, I'll stop hiding the damn bike.

Kirk; Sorry I'm late, the traffic was murder.
McCoy; That's ok Jim, we've been here killing time.
Kara; Doctor thank goodness you're here, I've a stabbing headache.
Scotty; I'm away to the bar, I'd kill for a drink.

Etc etc

 

[cooleddie74]

Vulcan diarrhea.

It can strike with no warning.

SCOTTY:"Don't worry, lads. I'll let you have some wee sloppy seconds. And maybe thirds if what I heard about the girls on Argelius is true!"

 

[Ihlecreations]

I can really name my own price??

Aye captain, and it's free if you can get the gem out of her belly button without using your hands or mouth.