TOS Caption Contest #65 - Senior Citizens on Parade

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I just want to tell you both good luck; we're all counting on you."

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: I've go to get to the bridge!
McCOY: The Bridge? What is it?
JANET: It's the round room where Sulu pilots the ship, but that's not important now...

 

[cooleddie74]

WALLACE:"Jim, this caption contest is already over! It's done! Now...get back to bed and let Dr. McCoy finish treating you. Please."

McCOY:"You heard the skank in the go-go dress, Jim Boy! Get your wrinkled, incontinent Iowa butt back in there before I put you in the nursing home on Starbase 20!"