TOS Caption Contest #65 - Senior Citizens on Parade

[Outpost4]

I almost had this done this morning and then, CRASH! Oh well. Such is life cleaning Windows.

Last week we had one new winner, one really old winner and a thread that wouldn't die.

First, our two main winners:

Rat Boy said:

Kirk: "Fifty hours? Who could you be text messaging that much?"

Cloud William: "IDK. My BFF Mountain George?"

SciFi75 said:

Scotty: Aye, look at the condition of me balls!

Congratualtions, guys, especially SciFi75. Rat Boy, always funny, has been even more so lately since the ward ran out of Thorazine.

And just to prove you can't keep a good Gertch down:

Gertch said:

Boyce: "Jesus, can't we just lock this?"
Pike: "That's not funny any more."

Praise the Lord and pass the script, Captian.

In celebration of contest #65, one of our pics is from The Deadly Years. In the other, Spock has a cosmic breakthrough.

TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
ancient
Bad Atom
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (10x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
DrBob (5x)
DS9Sega
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (8x)

Plus one this time for a total of 9!
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
Kahloke
KJM
Mallory
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (4x)
NathanielM (2x)
Nerys Myk (10x)
Noname Given
Outpost4 (12x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (13x)

Plus one this time for a total of 14!
Redfern
SciFi75

First Time Winner!
scottydog (9x)
Shatmandu (4x)
Sir Rhosis
SpiderMonkeeDolenz
T'Bonz (5x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Laughing Vulcan (6x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (4x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness
Tim M (2x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (2x)

 

[Outpost4]

The spirit was willing but the flesh was flaccid.

The hills are alive with the sound of music...

 

[cooleddie74]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #65 - Senior Citizens of Parade

The Federation AARP

Helping put horribly unqualified and clumsy old people with bladder problems on the bridges of our best starships since 2210.

"Bil-bo...

Bil-bo Baggins.

The gayest Hobbit of them aa-a-a-a-a-a-a-all..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #65 - Senior Citizens of Parade

Majel: "For the last time, Bill, you're not in the new movie!"

Nimoy earned Shatner's eternal ire for singing "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" better than him.

 

[cooleddie74]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #65 - Senior Citizens of Parade

Where will YOU be when your radiation-induced senility and loss of bowel control kick in?

"Has...has anyone noticed just how...how BEAUTIFUL...that little overhead flood light looks on certain afternoons when the neutrino flow on this ship is just right?"

 

[Outpost4]

Spock solves pi.

 

[cooleddie74]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #65 - Senior Citizens of Parade

KIRK:"Ahhhhh, dammit all to hell!!!

Now look what all of you did...you made me go soil my last clean pair of duty britches!"

"Nun says...same as in town.

NOW I get it."

 

[Outpost4]

Nurse Chapel and Dr. Wallace were lucky they separated the pair in time. Denture adhesive would have kept their lips locked for days.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk; My god Bones, #63 is still going...

 

[Outpost4]

The boys were thinking it would be foursome. The girls knew it would be only two and a half.

Even Spock couldn't remain stoic after a good fart.

 

[cooleddie74]

JANET:"No, Jim!

That room WASN'T the men's bathroom!"

CHAPEL:"My best chair!!!"

 

[Outpost4]

Unless stopped, the two senile old friends would slow dance for hours.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"I'm sorry -- I cannot hear you over how awesome I am, captain."

 

[Outpost4]

Janet - Phil, is that you? Oh, no, I'm sorry, Jim.

I Am Not Spock

 

[Maurice]

behind the scenes of Star Trek VI: De and Shat are gently guided toward the makeup trailer where the Bondo awaits.

It was at that moment Leonard realized how to get back at Bill for the bicycle incident...

 

[Rat Boy]

Whenever Matlock aired, shit went crazy at the old folks' home.

Leonard deludes himself into thinking that "Bitter Dregs" could be a Top 40 hit.

 

[Gertch]

Next time on Trading Spaces - Geriatric Edition... not everyone is pleased with the results...

... while others are insanely happy with theirs.

 

[Nerys Myk]

FROM THE FILES OF POLICE SQUAD: THE NAKED TIME!
The little seen Leslie Nielsen Kirk audition tape.

Perhaps it's my Vulcan physiology, but this brown acid aint half bad.

 

[Holytomato]

Pic 1: photo shop old Deforest Kelley, and William Shatner

Kelley: "For the last time Bill, you can't be on New Voyages!"

Pic 2: photo shop old Leonard Nimoy

Nimoy: ":heheheheh: so James, you like that 6 pack o' wine I bought you?"

 

[M'Sharak]

Dr. Wallace: No, no -- stop it, you two! Nobody is going
to "do" Yeoman Atkins! Not you... and certainly not you!

Why, thank you, Doctor!