TOS Caption Contest #64 - Yours Sincerely, Wasting Away
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"According to Section Two, Paragraph Three of your own by-laws...'E Crab Ploova...Dangar Demokrati Peeple Ensortum'.
Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean."
It's a MAN'S life in the Scottish Engineering Association!
Kirk: " '... and Ron and Harry looked at each other and smiled, then looked down at Hermione, innocent and alluring in her naked glory. She smiled back at them, as she knew what was going to happen next. "Pull out your wands, boys," she giggled...' Oh my God! Do you know what this is?"
CW: "The holiest of holies."
Scott: "Borgus frat! The bastards have nicked all our light bulbs!
Blueshirt: "Didn't you realise that if you could beam tribbles in, they could beam stuff out."
Scott: "Och no! Me Scotch!"
KIRK:"So...on your planet...the 'Holy of Holies' is a handwritten manuscript for an erotic gay novel that's had soda and food spilled on it over the years?
Weak."
"That does it, lads. Next week, we gay this place up."
Yellow Shirt: Eddie?
Blue Shirt: Yes, Cool.
Yellow Shirt: Does it seem that Commander Scott looks a little...
Blue Shirt: Swishy?
Yellow Shirt: Yes, Eddie, and I'd like to know what's going on. First he leads us down into this empty, broken-down engine room...
Blue Shirt: Watch your back, Cool.
Shatner: "It's says here I'm suppoosed to wave my hand in confusement; is this right?"
Guy in fur: "FAIL."
Kirk; Any chance of getting back the phasers Tracey left?
CW; No, Mr Spock just told us about the "right to bear arms".
"According to these historical documents, your terrible wars weren't started by politics or fighting over resources...they were caused by disagreements over a TV reality contest show! Which would go a LONG way towards explaining all the crumbling statues of Reuben Studdard and Clay Aiken we've been picking up on our ship's sensors."
SCOTTY:"Quick, lads...take a holophoto of me standin' like this. A wee tight chest and heroic pose drive the girls on Risa crazy."