TOS Caption Contest #64 - Yours Sincerely, Wasting Away

[Opus]

Kirk: "E Pleb Nees... Wait a second! This isn't the U.S. Constitution you've based you government on! It's sheet music by The Carpenters!"

Scotty: "Oop! I think I strained me Haggis..."

 

[Finn]

Scotty: "Hey mate! I look pudgy in that reflection off the ball. Heavens! I wouldn't be caught dead looking like that".

Kirk: "What do you mean you are a humanoid form of Tribbles?"

 

[Gepard]

Kirk: "Good God, it is growing hair..."

Scotty felt the 1-to-1 Enterprise engineering playset left a little to be desired.

 

[M'Sharak]

Aye, laddies, I know that smell. It's popcorn!

"Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels–bring home
for Emma" -- what did you think it said?

 

[battrekker]

Blueshirt: Why the hell everytime he has to fix something he has to assume that son-of-krypton pose first?

Shatner: And here it says that you have to let me direct one of the movies when Star Trek makes it big!!!

 

[Professor Moriarty]

Scotty: Ah told tha Captain not tah use regular. My bairns have GOT to HAVE premium!

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Kirk:"Do you realize what you have here? It's the original Heidi Fleiss black book, I can't belive Charlie Sheen got five stars and I only got three?"

Cloud William:"Shit I only got One"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Shatner; What the hell is this? I never touched the mini-bar and I certainly didn't order any pay per view.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Eeb plebneesta...wait a minute, there's a barbeque sauce stain here. No wonder you couldn't read it."

Cloud William: "It is said that KFC is finger-licking good."

Scotty: "Ach, I hope we have collision coverage."

 

[Gertch]

The TNZ mods survey the results of nearly 3 months of flaming.

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud William: "It is said that evil shall defeat good because good is dumb."

 

[M'Sharak]

Cloud William: Say here Chicago-style is deep-dish.
Kirk: Then... you've had it all wrong for... how long --
centuries?! My God, someone get JKTim down here!

 

[scottydog]

Shatner: "Bloody hell. Takei's script has us KISSING here. Let's just shake hands, shall we?"

 

[scottydog]

Rat Boy said:

Cloud William: "It is said that evil shall defeat good because good is dumb."

Kirk, giggling: "Speaking of which -- say freedom for me again."

Cloud William: "Free Dumb. Free Dumb."

 

[Bad Atom]

"You know, it's a good script, but I just don't see it working without me in it."

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Not a freaking clue man. I'm a Canadian."

 

[Maurice]

The soot was only one reason why Scotty pushed for the end of coal powered warp drive.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "And...this here is the Ninth Amendment. Still can't read it?"

Cloud William: "No, one named Kirk."

Kirk: "Well, it says here that the captain of visiting starships are entitled to sample the most attractive of the Yang women. What a funny coincidence."

Cloud William: "I...do not fully understand, one named Kirk...but the Holy Words will be obeyed; I swear it!"

Tree Sarah: "Oh shit."

 

[Noname Given]

Captain Kirk: "Cloud William, I just have to ask...WHY 'E-Pleb-Nista'?"

Cloud William: "What? That was how the leader of the united Yang tribes before the Great War; Chief George W. of the Bushes, always said it. It was handed down from chief to chief ever since."

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Mr. Scott: Okay, who was the $#@! genius that tried shoveling coal into my matter/anti-matter reactor?

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "One day, lad, all this will be yours."

Washburn: "What, the mesh grating?"

Scotty: "No, not the grating, lad. All that you can see, streched over the matter/antimatter inducer to the main energizer, that'll be your engine room, lad."

Washburn: "But mother..."

Scotty: "Father, I'm father."

Washburn: "But father, I don't want any of that."

Scotty: "Listen lad, I built this engine room up from nothing. When I started, all I had was SWAMP! Other engineers said I was daft to build an engine room on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em! It sank into the swamp, so... I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. I built a third one. It burned down, fell over, and THEN it sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up! And that's what you're going to get, lad — the strongest engine room in all of Starfleet!"