TOS Caption Contest #64 - Yours Sincerely, Wasting Away

[Rat Boy]

Washburn: "Borgas frat?"

Quinn: "Got me."

Washburn: "Ah come on, Quentin; you knew all about that Carl Spock stuff."

Quinn: "You only thought I did because I'm black."

Washburn: "Sorry, sorry. My mistake."

Quinn: "Maybe we should ask the guys on deck six what it means."

Washburn: "Deck six is jerks."

 

[M'Sharak]

The Squire of Gothos said:
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Kirk; See its quite simple, turn this part upside down and we'll be off Mercury in a jiffy.

CW; I think I'll stay here with the harmoniums.

Nice! :thumbsup:

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Dammit.

I suck at MAD LIBS on any planet. 'The E Pleb Neesta jumped into the...cabbage'? Crap."

"What this bloody engine room needs is lace curtains and a really fabulous coffee table just over...there. Get to it lads! Let's Queer Eye this place up!"

 

[Ssosmcin]

KIRK:"Dammit."
CLOUD WILLIAM: "You want a tissue?"

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: These words are familiar. Wait a moment...It's the Communist Manifesto! You folks have been fighting on the wrong side!

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: Ach! Where's my Oreck?

 

[Ssosmcin]

Kirk: So, that price includes all of the same channels?
Cloud William: Yep, over fiber optic cable and in HD.
Kirk: What about local channels?
Cloud William: You've got 'em. They're over in the 800's now though.
Kirk: What about my local news? The Enterprise News 12 is the major reason I haven't switched yet.
Cloud William: We hear that a lot and we're creating a news channel right now. As we speak.
Kirk: Ummm, I dunno. Let me think on it.
Cloud William: The special pricing is only good today.
Kirk: Still, I want to sleep on it.

 

[Stag]

KIRK: SEXUAL HARASSMENT!?! ... She's the one who flashed me her goods when Spock neck pinched her in the cell!!

CLOUD WILLIAM: Mmmmm lawyer think different

 

[Stag]

Scotty: Snff ... snff ... Wait a minute!? Those aren't Horta eggs ... GAH ... someone get me a shovel!! That damn Horta thinks this is a stable ... Ach me poor engines...

 

[Stag]

Kirk: ROCK PEOPLE!!! ROCK PEOPLE!!! I wanted rock people not cave people for my movie!! It's right here in the script...

Cloud William: Mmmm sorry not in budget

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "E Plebnista...borgas frat? SCOTTY!"

Cloud William: "One named Kirk knows the name of the holiest of holies!"

Yangs: "All power to the engines!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

^ High Lair E Us

 

[Ssosmcin]

CLOUD WILLIAM: "I do not fully understand, one named Kirk. You said you bring many women for my pleasure."

KIRK: "Right, here they are. Palmola and her five sisters."

 

[Rat Boy]

The Laughing Vulcan said:
^ High Lair E Us

When a Sealab joke bombs, always fall back on Futurama.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Shatner: Slaps paper, "What do you mean you wrote a new Trek film? I'm not in it!"

Scotty: "There are the balls, but where is the..."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Hmmmm.

According to this synopsis of the Remastered changes, Mike Okuda was ORIGINALLY going to try his best to have this script make sense."

What abandoned and half-destroyed Federation starship will YOU be on when your planet killer returns?

 

[ToddPence]

Thankx Mallory.

 

[cooleddie74]

"This warranty only covers your loincloths and deerskins after the first Kohm attack. Not the second or third. Sorry, big guy...you're screwed."

 

[Gertch]

"Just once I'd like to visit a planet where I don't have to find Waldo for you. Especially when he's right there in the middle of the picture."

 

[Super Grover]

Rat Boy said:

The Laughing Vulcan said:
^ High Lair E Us

When a Sealab joke bombs, always fall back on Futurama.

I guess my Fletch refrence bombed.