TOS Caption Contest #64 - Yours Sincerely, Wasting Away

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Outpost4 said:
Last week we have one first time winner and two old timers.

Woohoo!

Shatner: No, no, no. It says "greets Kirk with a bear hug!

Scotty: Och! That's what I get for downloading porn on me engineering workstation. Alright, Lads, which one of you knows the most about McAfee?

 

[Gertch]

"Half naked sweaty men running around in faux furs? Oh look, the LA Times."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Aye, laddies...tell the Captain the Hortas are layin' eggs down here. That explains the loss of ship's power. They're bloody eatin' through all the conduits and circuitry!"

"What...there's not a SINGLE decent Kohm restaurant on this whole planet?!? Dammit, I need some E Pleb Drop Soup!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "This isn't even the Constitution, you moronic lummox! It's the Magna Carta. And you're reading it upside down!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"I found a legal loophole in your treaty with the Kohms. Seems you ARE entitled to the hottest of their whores and concubines upwards of three times a year...and not the other way around!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Borgas frat.

We beam onto the one Starfleet ship in the entire sector that has no working toilet. Last time I bring field rations past the freshness date on a landing party!"

 

[Kegek]

Kirk: You know, the Federation Charter is a lot better than this lousy document. For one thing, it promises all its citizens free pizza. What do you Yangs get? Just plain vanilla freedom. Can you eat that with pepperoni?

Scotty loved mood lighting.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk; What's this, Pike, Boyce, you idiot, this is last week's!

Scotty; Aye, looks like last week's caption contest overtook us and the engines gave up.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Hmmm, according to this Quizno's menu, Admiral Cain and Gina were lovers."

 

[DavidFalkayn]

^
Mmmm...Mmmm...Toasty...

Sorry--I couldn't resist.

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "This is how JJ Abrams is making the sets more realistic? By adding dirt?"

 

[ToddPence]

Sorry, don't have enough posts to make the images appear:


http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-1/940070/notinmycontract.JPG

Cloud William, I'd like to introduce you to Harold, the amazing trained flea.



http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-1/940070/turneduptoeleven.JPG

Uh, oh, I smell gasoline. I hope that the pilot light hasn't gone out again.

 

[Ssosmcin]

KIRK: "According to this, if my lifeline is split midway, then I have ass cancer. Well. That's...just...lovely."

 

[Mallory]

ToddPence said:
Sorry, don't have enough posts to make the images appear:

Cloud William, I'd like to introduce you to Harold, the amazing trained flea.

Uh, oh, I smell gasoline. I hope that the pilot light hasn't gone out again.

Happy to help out...

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: "Wow.

An original handwritten manuscript for THE JOY OF SEX. Complete with black-and-white, inappropriate sketches and doodles."

"Borgas frat!

Lads...check the engineering men's toilet. Sounds like the old crew left the bloody toilet runnin'."

 

[Super Grover]

What's this, a bloody mary and two steak sandwiches. I didn't have a guest at the country club with me that ordered this or any of that.

Man Scotty, this ship is a mess. But guess what, we're gonna Pimp yo Starship!

 

[Ssosmcin]

KIRK: "I have to scream this?"
CW: "Yep, that's what it says."
KIRK: "That's rediculous. Nobody screams this."
CW: "Hey, cut me a break, I just pass this stuff out."
KIRK: "Seriously, who the hell screams 'Mr. Tamborine Man'?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud William: "Here is the holiest of holies, one named Kirk. Original issue of Penthouse."

Kirk: "Well, the pictures are a little faded, but it'll do. Where's the bathroom?"

 

[Ssosmcin]

Cloud William: "What is that on your hand? Chocolate?"

Kirk: "I wish."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk; See its quite simple, turn this part upside down and we'll be off Mercury in a jiffy.

CW; I think I'll stay here with the harmoniums.