TOS Caption Contest #62 - Black & White & Red All Over

[cooleddie74]

Clumsy sexual groping on the Enterprise never got clumsier than on a certain day and stardate in 2267, when the event horizon of a nearby black star caused things to get WEIRD.

 

[cooleddie74]

KANG:"Hey...I can see the brightly-lit ceiling of your ship's engine room from here!"

 

[Gertch]

Scotty, tired of people mucking about in HIS engine room, pumps in the nitrous oxide.

 

[Outpost4]

^ Phootooon tooorrrpppeeeeedooooosssssss.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"...and now, ladies and gentlemen...the prop comedy stylings of Ensign Carrot Top!!"