TOS Caption Contest #62 - Black & White & Red All Over

[CaptainJon]

Klingon: "Do you think if we stand here too long we'll get burnt by the sun?"
Kirk: "Not a chance."
Spock: "Uh...Captain?"

or

Scotty: "So he said, if you can't stand the heat, get outta the engine room!"
Kirk: (laughing) "That's great, Scotty! Way to go!"
Spock: "Captain, I think he was trying to tell us something."

or

"So after we've laughed this alien off the ship, do you want to go back to killing each other anyway?"
"Sure, why not?"

 

[Amaris]

Thank you! I love these and I couldn't pass up an opportunity to catch Kirk & Spock on an off day.

And my entries for this week:

Uhura: "Captain, I swear! The little lights do nothing, and the viewscreens are made of paper and saran wrap!"



J.

 

[Mike Have-Not]

The ship's historian gives a surprise screening of "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (Remastered)"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

CaptainJon said:"So after we've laughed this alien off the ship, do you want to go back to killing each other anyway?"
"Sure, why not?"

Y'know, that's what I thought the Klingon captain was as good as saying in the episode. Something along the lines of "We don't need you to fill us with hate of humans", something the scriptwriter must have filled in, in a hurry

 

[cultcross]

The returning team was pleased to discover that the decon chamber is canon after all...

 

[cooleddie74]

Lieutenant Uhura had had enough of the Captain's persistent whistling of old show tunes.

 

[cooleddie74]

"STAR TREK was filmed in front of a live studio audience...this has been your producer, Sherwood Schwartz!"

 

[Ihlecreations]

Kang: Stupid Kryptonian actually thinks will take away our powers while he's in that crystal cage thingie?
Kirk: "Superman" my ass.

Look mommy a reverse Oreo!

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: She was saying something about the buttons on her console and Aqua Dots when suddenly she went limp.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Spock...quick! Make her smell my finger!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KANG:"Kahless once said...every time an evil energy being makes a ringing noise, a warrior gets into Sto-Vo-Kor!"

(*Auld Lang Syne plays in background as Scotty leads the Enterprise crew and Klingons in singing*)

 

[Pensive]

cooleddie74 said:

KANG:"Kahless once said...every time an evil energy being makes a ringing noise, a warrior gets into Sto-Vo-Kor!"

(*Auld Lang Syne plays in background as Scotty leads the Enterprise crew and Klingons in singing*)

I love it... eddie, you slay me

 

[cooleddie74]

...and the final tests on the new 2267 model of the Wonderbra are a success.

 

[ThankQ]

Uh, 'red alert', man. Dude, that sounds, like, serious, man.

 

[NathanielM]

Kirk and the Klingons bust up when they saw the rest of cast and crew including roddenberry dressed up as french dancers doing the can can...

 

[NathanielM]

Carl Spock: Comeone Uhura... Comeon just a little puff... PUFF and PASS baby...

Kirk: Yeah its wild baaby... When you are ready i'll cop a feel...

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "Captain, I'm afraid Janice Rand fell asleep in the tanning booth."

 

[Outpost4]

Christmas lights made the engine room so festive.

 

[Rat Boy]

The unaired sequel to "Spock's Brain:" "Uhura's Boobs."

 

[Outpost4]

Uhura's diaper needed to be changed at the most inopportune times.