TOS Caption Contest #62 - Black & White & Red All Over

[Outpost4]

Ghost Story Night on the bridge always terrified Uhura.

 

[Outpost4]

After Talos IV, Spock never again thought a plant was funny.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Curiously it was only Spock who felt the ancient racial fear of clowns.

 

[Rat Boy]

This was the second week Spock had the Colts beating the spread and the second week his friends wouldn't let him hear the end of it.

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

In one of the biggest conspiracies of the 20th century, producer Gene Roddenberry, in an effort to portray a racially balanced crew, made up his white mistress to appear African American. The coverup extended all the way to Nichelle's panty line.

 

[cooleddie74]

KANG:"Ha Ha Ha!!!

Earther observational humor...NOW I get it!"

WEDGIE TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR TAINT

 

[Gertch]

One of the film crew plays a joke and changes the monitor to show Leonard and George having breakfast in the trailer.

Shadow puppets in the future will be much more complex and required a multitude of body parts.

 

[Sisu]

She was wearing a red dress, but it definatly wasn't a red day.

 

[Gepard]

The Klingons opened a "Kenny Roger's Roasters" across from Kirk's quarters.

 

[Alyssa]

with bonfire night upon, a huge party for the klingon ambassador promissed captain kirk saw no other alternative
" throw them redshirts on scotty thats an order "

 

[Super Grover]

Gep Malakai said:

The Klingons opened a "Kenny Roger's Roasters" across from Kirk's quarters.

I think we found a winner.

 

[CaptainJon]

"Don't look at the light! Stay away from the light!"
"It's so...shiny..."
"Don't go near the--"
ZAP!!!

 

[M'Sharak]

When it came to Scotty's naked fan-dance, Spock was nonplused.

 

[Outpost4]

The reaction to the Grand Opening of Scotty's new Red Light District was predictable.

 

[cooleddie74]

KANG:"Ha ha!!!

Red Earther neon make Klingon laugh! It funny!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Quick...someone...get her a nitro!!!"

 

[jayrath]

Fellow Klingons, how many times have you been embarrassed by your crooked teeth and bumpy foreheads?

With Harcourt Fenton Mudd's Smilebritebotox, you'll enjoy the whiter smiles and smoother skulls that all warriors want! James T. Kirk uses it. Why don't you? (Smilebritebotox is not for everyone. Consult your physician before using. Side effects may include spastic laughter and red skin discoloration.)

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Spock disapproved of using the warp core to roast marshmallows.

 

[cooleddie74]

While everyone else---even the Klingons---laughed heartily, Spock couldn't take his eyes off of the Dancing Cat Lady's row of engorged nipples.

 

[Super Grover]

Star Trek was briefly revived in the early 80s as a quirky detective drama.