TOS Caption Contest #61 - Borgas Rat edition

[The Squire of Gothos]

Outpost4 said:Get that site from your friend. A few of us should go over there and post a caption or two, demanding his return

Ah, looking at the post in question it was from 2006

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Oh, shit, it's the cops. Okay, everyone be cool and take your Altoids. Maybe he won't notice."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Get down and get logical, y'all!!!"

(*Funky grooves pipe in over bridge commsystem speakers*)

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: "Seems like an odd place to find a time traveling alien."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Damn.

It took my change.

Come over here and kick it when I say so, Spock.

HARD."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Who let Charlie drive?

 

[Outpost4]

A Quinn Martin Production.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Trick or treat for UNICEF..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dammit, Chekov. Take the damn thing out of THIRD!!!! Quick!!!"

 

[Gertch]

From inside:
"Get the door Meathead."
"Fine. Where'd my pants go Arch?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Interspecies Candygram!"

 

[Bad Atom]

"Okay, who set the nacelles to ROTATE???"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "I don't see why we're visiting my mother in the past."

Kirk: "Didn't anyone ever tell you she looks like Winona Ryder."

Spock: "Isn't your mother named Winona?"

Kirk: "Shut up, Dr. Freud."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "On second thought, let's go see how Carol's doing these days."

 

[M'Sharak]

Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
When I'm calling you
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
Will you answer too?
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo...

 

[NathanielM]

Spock: Most illogical, who the hell didn't flush the camode in the head!

Comrade Spockiski and Kirkovich, Enterprise KGB...

 

[NathanielM]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan
The Skipper too,
The millionaire and his wife,
The movie star
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Gilligans Isle.


So this is the talel of the castways,
They're here for a long, long time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

The first mate and the Skipper too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others comfortable,
In the tropic island nest.

No phone, no lights no motor cars,
Not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Crusoe,
As primative as can be.

So join us here each week my freinds,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castways,
Here on "Gilligan's Isle."

Everyone. OH NO...NOT THAAAAT!!!! ARRRGH!

 

[NathanielM]

Dr. Spock: Quick to the Phonebooth we must travel back in time!

Captain Kirk: This way Doctor!