TOS Caption Contest #61 - Borgas Rat edition

[Outpost4]

Who knew that "pop the clutch" would be a phrase that would last into the 23rd century?

 

[cooleddie74]

J. Allen said:

KIRK:"Shit.

They're out of TWIX.

Care to split a Clark bar?"

 

[Gertch]

J. Allen said:

KIRK: "Calm down with that phaser Spock. Now we know what you'd do for a Klondike bar."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Uh-oh. This only takes American coins of the period. And all Scotty and the ship's computers gave us before beaming down were gold slugs and tokens with this 'Chuck-E-Cheese' mouse creature on them!"

 

[Rat Boy]

J. Allen said:

Spock: "You do realize that those contain transfats."

Kirk: "Shut up."

 

[Mallory]

J. Allen said:

Kirk would soon regret buying his chicken sandwich and coffee from a vending machine.

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: Damn. They're out of corbomite. I'll get a fizzbin instead.

 

[Outpost4]

J. Allen said:

Kirk: What was that number we were looking for, Spock? 12 B?

 

[Rat Boy]

J. Allen said:

Shatner: "Damn, they're out of Milky Ways. The stock boy must be honoring the strike."

 

[M'Sharak]

"You want a Walnetto?"

"That's not funny, Mr. Spock."

 

[Amaris]

These are all great!



J.

 

[Alyssa]

Kirk: so cheese sticks or dingdongs?
Spock: cheese sticks...i hate dingdongs!

any fan of the OC will get it!!!

 

[Outpost4]

J. Allen said:

After eating blue cubes for dinner, Kirk and Spock would disguise themseleves and sneak down to the lower decks for Cheetos and a Hershey's bar.

 

[Outpost4]

The new form fitting uniforms required everyone to practice aerobics.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Despite having visited the 20th Century on three different occasions, Kirk still hadn't grasped the concept of "exact change only."

(Thanks again to J. Allen)

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "Not the Doritos Captain, they give you horrendous wind."

Kirk: "Get off my back Spock, you're not the boss of me."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

As an aside, when is a certain respected poster to return?

A co-worker showed me a post from an otherwise unrelated site where office workers can relate stories they overheard at the office. The story that had her laughing so much she had to call me over to show me was posted by one "Shatmandu"...

 

[Outpost4]

Get that site from your friend. A few of us should go over there and post a caption or two, demanding his return.

A while ago I PM'd him telling him all is well and come home but have heard nothing back.

 

[Outpost4]

J. Allen said:

Spock: Jim, a couple of more Snickers and you'll be wearing a girdle.
Kirk: Shut up, Spock.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Captain to crew. Everyone hang on. We've just entered the Palsy Nebula.