TOS Caption Contest #59 - Special K Edition

[Outpost4]

It's Saturday morning and time for a new caption contest.

But first, it's congratulations to two first time winners. I loved Sir Rhosis for cleverly rebuilding the fourth wall I had intentionally torn down. And Hambone's? I can't say why this one won except it was the only caption this time that made me laugh out loud. Absurdist humor at its best. Good going, guys.

Beyond that, I don't think I've ever written a paragraph with two back to back homonyms in it before. It's a sign of either sloppy writing or I'm now in league with the prose pros. It's most likely the former.

Sir Rhosis said:

KIRK: Spock, I'm telling you, the Clapper Loader is really Kodos the Executioner!

Hambone said:

Chapel: Mmmm, pie.

For this week I had to take a screen cap out of Catspaw in honor of Halloween. In the second one, let's try a drunken Klingon.

It's Korax and Korob in the Kaption Kontest.

TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
ancient
Battrekker
cakes516
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (7x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
DrBob (5x)
DS9Sega
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (8x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone

First Time Winner!
jayrath
Kahloke
KJM
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (3x)
NathanielM
Nerys Myk (9x)
Noname Given
Outpost4 (12x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (11x)
Redfern
scottydog (8x)
Shatmandu (4x)
Sir Rhosis

First Time Winner!
T'Bonz (5x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Laughing Vulcan (5x)
The Squire of Gothos (4x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness
Tim M (2x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (2x)

 

[Outpost4]

Korob: A one an a two...

Korax: All right, who shaved Rand and didn't clean off the bar?

 

[cooleddie74]

KOROB:"Now...let me see...Gandalf the White gave me this damn thing and told me how to use it to make naked women and pie appear out of nowhere.

Now...what did he tell me I had to say?"

KORAX:"If the Federation were REALLY cool and not a bunch of slimy, weak-kneed Regulan bloodworms they'd hitch a side hack to the port side of this space station...then we'd see whether the Empire is the biggest power in this quadrant or not!"

 

[Outpost4]

Korax: Hair of the dog, anyone?

 

[Outpost4]

Korob The Optomist: A high school choral director with a morgage.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Korob: "Behold, the giant pussy!"
Kirk: "Wahay!"
MIAOW!
Kirk: "Oh crap, it's a cat!"
Spock: "We'll take it."
Kirk: "What?!"
Spock: "Historically, it has been shown that a ship's mascot has a salutary effect on human morale."

Korax: "A pussycat! Humans keep snivelling little pathetic pets, perfectly suited to their snivelling little pathetic selves. Nothing can compete with the glory of a Klingon Targ! Show us your stupid mascot Starfleeters. And F'Ido here will use its bones as a toothpick."

Barkeep: "You're elbow deep in furballs moron. What does that tell you?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KOROB:"BEHOLD! I have turned Sylvia into a badly photographed and cheesy black Terran cat!


What...too soon?"

"When a Klingon says he wants his drink on the house...he gets it. Or else the bartender ends up ON THE HOUSE."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Korob: "Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes." click "You're under!"

Kirk: "We're behind you, you idiot!"

 

[The Old Mixer]

Outpost4 said:

"Spock...what is a 'muggle'?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

The Old Mixer said:
Outpost4 said:

"Spock...what is a 'muggle'?"

Maybe we can set you up on a date with our helmsman.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Actually, I don't think the decor around here is that fabulous at all. And I'm pretty sure Sulu won't think it is, either."

Korax: "Whoa, you buy that at Michael Jackson's estate auction?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Master Potter! Pull your pants back up and step away from Miss Hermione! For SHAME!"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Bartender; Christ sakes, there's ten of you, just jump him from behind.

 

[The Old Mixer]

"I can see that some of you are skeptical...but my associate here has an affadavit that guarantees that each of these was in fact worn by Mr. Shatner himself!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Korob: "Be wery, wery quiet. I'm hunting wabbits."

Korax: "So she was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene?"

Bartender: "Yeah, and I said don't Mind, but what do you mean I am the one who will dance on the floor in the round?"

Korax: "She said I am the one who will dance on the floor in the round?"

Bartender: "Yep. She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene..."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

The drunken singing Klingon he could stand, but the tribbles sharing a pint again annoyed the bartender no end.

 

[Rat Boy]

Although the mysterious warlock was fascinating Spock to no end, Kirk was more drawn to the schematic of the Death Star on Korob's wand.

 

[Gertch]

"I'm sensing pain. Terrible pain."


or


"What is your Sulu doing to the frozen men?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Korob, Century 23 Realtor: "Well I know its not much to look at now, but a few drapes ands some paint..."

Korax: "Welcome to the Pink Targ , the quadrant's finest Klingon Gay Bar."

 

[ancient]

Korob: "Hold on, I have to air out my robes."

Kirk: "Phasers on stun!"