Shatner: Amazing we have been working together for years, I would never have known you were gay.
Kelley: (Ziiiiiip) I've known for sometime now.
TOS Caption Contest #57 - It's T'Heinz To Catch Up
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Shatner: Amazing we have been working together for years, I would never have known you were gay.
Kelley: (Ziiiiiip) I've known for sometime now.
Shatner: Ok George, you win, you've made your point.
Kelley: My God Bill, seriously the whole crew! Look at them, they are all walking bo-legged. And poor Jimmy never even saw it coming.
Although he hid it well, and even feigned interest in the Orion woman, Krang's alternative lifestyle was given away by his outstretched pinkie on his stein of bloodwine.
Takei: You know Shatner someday, maybe 30-40 years from now, perhaps on some nationally televised event in your honor, I am finally gonna get to tell you how I feel.
Shatner: Yeah well you go ahead and do that, by that time I will have directed a "Star Trek" Film, have a hit show in primetime and I have a great idea about a company that lets you name your own price on airfare and hotels.
Kelley: Dear God, I hope I don't live to see all that, oh by the way Bill is that new pool a good idea?
McCoy: "Jim, I think someone might have spiked my drink at the party last night. The Klingons were wearing pink, Spock's dad was dressed like Superman, they were serving TV dinners for food, and the other stripper was wearing Saranwrap on her head. And everyone was so brightly colored, it was like we were in a cartoon."
Kirk: "So that's where my acid tabs went to!"
What a drunken Gorn ambassador does to a vulnerable Orion dancing girl in the briefing room of a Federation starship...STAYS in the briefing room of a Federation starship.
SULU:"I thought one of you brought some toilet paper?"
(*Long, uncomfortable pause*)
KIRK:"Mother fucker."
SULU:"Well, at least stranded down here we don't have to put up with and smell Carl Spock's afro. That thing is starting to creep the living hell out of me, sir!"
Rat Boy said:
McCoy: "Jim, I think someone might have spiked my drink at the party last night. The Klingons were wearing pink, Spock's dad was dressed like Superman, they were serving TV dinners for food, and the other stripper was wearing Saranwrap on her head. And everyone was so brightly colored, it was like we were in a cartoon."
Kirk: "So that's where my acid tabs went to!"
HAHAHAHA! That one gets my vote!
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No one among the Enterprise crew knew that McCoy was a closet otaku. If they found out how randy he was getting over that flat-shaded Orion Slave Girl, he'd never live it down.
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No one among the Enterprise crew knew that McCoy was a closet otaku. If they found out how randy he was getting over that flat-shaded Orion Slave Girl, he'd never live it down.
"Uh-oh. You know the party's getting boring when they ask the flat-chested Orion chick to gyrate and grind."
Worst...Starfleet...camping...trip...ever.
And now for the Musical Number.
<Sulu, Kirk and Mccoy together burst into song>
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Well now, I get low and I get high
And if I can't get either I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right, it's O.K.
I'll live to see another day.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Life goin' nowhere.
Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Stayin' alive
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Life goin' nowhere.
Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Stayin' alive
Life goin' nowhere.
Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Stayin' alive
McCoy: "What idiot left Eddie Izzard in charge of the armoury? Phasers set to orgasm! What next? This is..."
PWHEEEEEE!
McCoy: "Oh my...!"
Kirk: "I love this. I want one of my own. It's my ideal Christmas Boutique gift."
Sulu: "Do me! Do me!"
Kirk: "It isn't funny if you actually want it. Now where would Spock be?"
Sulu: "Not fair!"
McCoy:"Damn it Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a gigalo..."
Kirk (fires phaser on Orgasm) PWHEEEEEE!
McCoy: "Oh my...! Your place or mine Hiraku sweety."
Kirk: "I'm gonna like this...."